Have you ever been accused

[Hungry Joe]

Why have you given each sentance its own line? Is it poetry or summin? FFS it don't even rhyme!

What exactly is your problem young man? Stop stalking my posts making nonsensicle sarcastic comments or I'll be forced to put you on my ignore list. FFS.

In answer to your question; the first line is a response to the previous post hence it is separated from the sentence that is not.

 

[Easy 10]

I think Biscuit was referring to the original post by A S....

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

no. neither a borrower nor a lender be.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think Biscuit was referring to the original post by A S....

In that case please accept my humble apologies Biscuit. I wrongly thought this was a follow on to yesterdays 'ghosts on mobiles' post! I shall now stand in the corner and whip myself with Birch branches.

 

[tedebear]

I shall now stand in the corner and whip myself with Birch branches.

you know you want to...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I find willow far superior for whipping purposes.

 

[Hungry Joe]

you know you want to...

Yes, yes I do.

ps; thanks for the tip Barnet, I shall now go foraging for Willow.

 

[Yoda]

There's some Lime going at Canterbury Cricket Ground.

 

[Adams score 0]

Cut the cryptic crap A S.

Shit or get off the toilet.

What if it's a big log,that hurts when you push.
You just have to relax and let it come out on it's own.

 

[Hungry Joe]

There's some Lime going at Canterbury Cricket Ground.

Now that is a tragedy, one of the greatest sights in English cricket reduced to a stump. Don't think the boss will give me enough time to go to Kent right now though. Shame.

 

[Easy 10]

What if it's a big log,that hurts when you push.
You just have to relax and let it come out on it's own.

Or induce it by getting someones toothbrush and digging it out.

 

[Adams score 0]

I will send you a pm with my address.

 

[Yoda]

Are you speaking from experience Easy?

 

[Easy 10]

Are you speaking from experience Easy?

Well, I only use the handle end, never the bristles. I'm not THAT sick.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Well, I only use the handle end, never the bristles. I'm not THAT sick.

Just a tip should you feel adventurous; if using the cleaning end make sure it's a soft bristle.

 

[Easy 10]

The electric ones are nice.