- Jul 7, 2003
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Just wondered if there were any stats available confirming the carnage so far.
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Have there been any documented Bat-Vehicle Collisions near the Amex yet?
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mcshane in the 79th
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- Nov 4, 2005
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There was a count going but once it got above 15,000 incidents they gave up
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Apparently the bat detectors went into meltdown.
I don't think Nolan is filming anywhere near the amex, and the adam west
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and tim burton batmobiles
are probably in museums/car show diplays. I think the batwing
doesn't really fly, and the batcopter
is probably in a museum, too. Obviously no water near by for the bat boat
to really have an accident, unless you count falmer pond. So, no, I don't think there have been any bat-vehicle accidents.
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The Large One
Who's Next?
Some here...
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RIP 
Lush
Mods' Pet
RIP
That's not a very dignified dying position, is it?
Tom Hark Preston Park
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Who you gonna CALL?!
AMEXican Wave
AMEX Ruffian
- Sep 21, 2010
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The club have been hushing them up because of the forthcoming planning application, and the additional traffic to the AMEX.
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Is it wrong that I'm thinking Katie Price?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I'd have thought Bennetts Field would pose absolutely no risk whatsoever of vehicle/bat collision. Unless the bat was walking.
Very slowly.
As you are female - YES. (though that would apply equally if you are a normal red blooded chap!)
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Wait a second, I didn't suggest I was thinking about her in a GOOD way. I meant in a sort of "y shaped coffin" context. Does anybody think about Katie Price in a good way, come to think of it?
Art Vs Science
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- Sep 1, 2010
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A bat nearly collided with my head this morning as I walked to get the train to work
People should not be playing Baseball near your head
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
I'm afraid I have some terrible news to share with you all on the Bat Fatality Front. Below is a pic taken after the SOBA Officers had done their highly specialised thang & opened the tarmac up to Albion Officials (who had been stuck in their stationary Chelsea Tractors for several hours).
As Mr Reich (of all people) rather cruelly confirmed earlier today, I'm not generally 'ITK' if the truth be known - but one of my becaped Agents-in-the-field witnessed the whole horrendous incident & reported back to me in a thrice (after they'd been out on the celebratory lash). Here's what they told me using the medium of mime:-
Apparently, one of our lil' flittery chums was mowed-down after the game by the SCC (South Coast Charabanc)! A fuming Mr Cadkins - who was was at the helm of the the dirty old juggernaut - was seen to head straight at the defenceless critter as it tucked into its favourite boxed pie after the match (Veggie, lukewarm).
The feasting flitter-mouse had only had one bit of trouble before up at the ground, but that was from a bunch of gobby South London Troglodytes who'd 'offered themselves up' to the "Facking Bent Flying Mouse". Understandably, the happy wee mammal thought it had little to fear from its friendly new Football chums, but it sadly hadn't considered the deranged antics of a man on the brink of personal disaster. Yes peeps, it really was a case of Bang! And the Bat was gone.
I'm sure you'll concur that these were indeed scenes of a tragic nature, but the now-frothing Madkins was completely out of control. Quite lidderally 3 seconds or so after the Modor-bound vehicle's dangerously wobbly wheels flattened the hapless nocturnal funster, a deranged Dictator was heard to shout: "The only good Seagull is a DEAD seagull" - & he was then promptly knocked out by a flying hair-piece (which is yet to be positively ID'd, but thought to belong to a Mr Wean Dilkins esq).
A small suited man, sporting steamed-up specs & carrying a book entitled 'Psychology For Idiots' was led away from the scene under heavy sedation. And unlike a now-banned Ricky Lambert, this is bound to run & run...
Nighty night folks. It's been emotional.
As Mr Reich (of all people) rather cruelly confirmed earlier today, I'm not generally 'ITK' if the truth be known - but one of my becaped Agents-in-the-field witnessed the whole horrendous incident & reported back to me in a thrice (after they'd been out on the celebratory lash). Here's what they told me using the medium of mime:-
Apparently, one of our lil' flittery chums was mowed-down after the game by the SCC (South Coast Charabanc)! A fuming Mr Cadkins - who was was at the helm of the the dirty old juggernaut - was seen to head straight at the defenceless critter as it tucked into its favourite boxed pie after the match (Veggie, lukewarm).
The feasting flitter-mouse had only had one bit of trouble before up at the ground, but that was from a bunch of gobby South London Troglodytes who'd 'offered themselves up' to the "Facking Bent Flying Mouse". Understandably, the happy wee mammal thought it had little to fear from its friendly new Football chums, but it sadly hadn't considered the deranged antics of a man on the brink of personal disaster. Yes peeps, it really was a case of Bang! And the Bat was gone.
I'm sure you'll concur that these were indeed scenes of a tragic nature, but the now-frothing Madkins was completely out of control. Quite lidderally 3 seconds or so after the Modor-bound vehicle's dangerously wobbly wheels flattened the hapless nocturnal funster, a deranged Dictator was heard to shout: "The only good Seagull is a DEAD seagull" - & he was then promptly knocked out by a flying hair-piece (which is yet to be positively ID'd, but thought to belong to a Mr Wean Dilkins esq).
A small suited man, sporting steamed-up specs & carrying a book entitled 'Psychology For Idiots' was led away from the scene under heavy sedation. And unlike a now-banned Ricky Lambert, this is bound to run & run...
Nighty night folks. It's been emotional.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Just wondered if there were any stats available confirming the carnage so far.
No bat related incidents so far however, sadly there has been a collision involving a moth and a light aircraft
RIP moth