Have the gays taken over Easter now?

[El Presidente]

Jesus was gay, didn't you know?

He wasn't married that's for sure

 

[El Presidente]

You don't see many Messi's these days either so what does that prove?

Doesn't one play for Barcelona?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think Jesus was A sexual wasn't he although some say he had the hots for Mary Magdelene as portrayed in the Last Temptation of Christ.

 

[Easy 10]

Why would I want to do that? I'm agnostic.

Don't worry, they have wheelchair access.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Don't worry, they have wheelchair access.

Who do?

 

[Bluejuice]

There are black Jews.

That's ok.

He's dead. He was a mortal revolutionary who, depending on which version you believe, either died on the cross or was rescued and scarpered to what we now call France to start the Merogvinian dynasty.

He's dead.

Thanks.

So what's the deal with the resurrection that tomorrow supposedly symbolises? Did he just come back for a little bit to have a go at those pesky Romans and then f*** off again or is it more complex than that?

What about Ledley King, isn't he a black jew?

 

[Easy 10]

Who do?

I was pretending I thought the word agnostic meant spastic.
Probably shouldn't have bothered really. Carry on.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Thanks.

So what's the deal with the resurrection that tomorrow supposedly symbolises? Did he just come back for a little bit to have a go at those pesky Romans and then f*** off again or is it more complex than that?

What about Ledley King, isn't he a black jew?

No problem.

Basically some of his followers smoked way too much hashish and started halucinating and making some crazy stories up after he'd died/legged it. These storries which may well have been designed to be allergorical were then seized upon and twisted by Christian zealouts for their own nefarious purposes. Loads of other people then amazingly believed them until Darwin came along and threw a spanner in the works.

I don't know, is he?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I was pretending I thought the word agnostic meant spastic.
Probably shouldn't have bothered really. Carry on.

I know you were Easy, I'm just in an obtuse mood. Carry on

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

No problem.

Basically some of his followers smoked way too much hashish and started halucinating and making some crazy stories up after he'd died/legged it. These storries which may well have been designed to be allergorical were then seized upon and twisted by Christian zealouts for their own nefarious purposes. Loads of other people then amazingly believed them until Darwin came along and threw a spanner in the works.

I don't know, is he?

Blasphema

 

[Hungry Joe]

Blasphema

I only said that piece of halibut was fit for Jehova.

 

[skipper734]

Stone him!

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think Jesus was A sexual wasn't he although some say he had the hots for Mary Magdelene as portrayed in the Last Temptation of Christ.

Magdelene was by all accounts a fitty so I'm sure she tempted him.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Doesn't one play for Barcelona?

I like what you did there

 

[cannedheat]

I can see there a a few chutney ferrets posting on this thread.

 

[Bluejuice]

No problem.

Basically some of his followers smoked way too much hashish and started halucinating and making some crazy stories up after he'd died/legged it. These storries which may well have been designed to be allergorical were then seized upon and twisted by Christian zealouts for their own nefarious purposes. Loads of other people then amazingly believed them until Darwin came along and threw a spanner in the works.

I don't know, is he?

Oooh this is tremendously educational, I do thank you.

I thought that as captain of Tottingham Hotspurs you had to be a Jew. Also, Ledley King is a black man.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I can see there a a few chutney ferrets posting on this thread.

Wow! I wish I had that kind of detection system, would save my arse a lot of batterings.

 

[Bluejuice]

Wow! I wish I had that kind of detection system, would save my arse a lot of batterings.

So would a butt-plug, no?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Oooh this is tremendously educational, I do thank you.

I thought that as captain of Tottingham Hotspurs you had to be a Jew. Also, Ledley King is a black man.

It's a pleasure.

This may well be true but I'm not sure so I'll ask my friend Colin. You could be onto something with Ledley being black tho fo sho.

 

[cannedheat]

Wow! I wish I had that kind of detection system, would save my arse a lot of batterings.

Your ring piece is so wide when you have a shit ya turds come out without touching the sides.



And make the most of this cos I am a bit pissed and I need a kip, so can you please keep the piss taking simple cos i read the sun ta