Has Anyone Got Any New Songs/Chants For The New Season

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Gay

Sung by the Gay Ultras

 

[1066gull]

oh brighton town (oh brighton town)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh brighton town is wonderful
its full of gays, cock and seagulls
oh brighton town is wonderful!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

to the tune of Lola by the kinks

He came from hull for a bargain price
He scores lots of goals
& his wifes quite nice
Nicky Forster
N N Nicky Forster

memories

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Ohh Ohh Ohh
We've got the best defence in the world
We've got Hawkins and Elphick
Virgo and Lynch
Whing, El-Abd and Kerry Mayo-ohh ohh ohh...

 

[Collar Feeler]

The Prince Charming one is quality. We have got to give that a go!

Given Whingy's record last season a simple chant of, "Whingy's gonna get ya, etc etc" should suffice for him.

 

[Buzzer]

Ohh Ohh Ohh
We've got the best defence in the world
We've got Hawkins and Elphick
Virgo and Lynch
Whing, El-Abd and Kerry Mayo-ohh ohh ohh...

Tell you what - you start singing that, the first home game and us lot in Row S can turn round and have a little chuckle

Best defence and the words Lynch and Mayo in the same sentence.

Him funny teenager!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Tell you what - you start singing that, the first home game and us lot in Row S can turn round and have a little chuckle

Best defence and the words Lynch and Mayo in the same sentence.

Him funny teenager!

It was more of a SARCASTIC thing.

Catch my drift?

 

[Buzzer]

It was more of a SARCASTIC thing.

Catch my drift?

Sorry.

I've been down the pub so the brain is a little slower than usual. Are you gonna come down and say hello to us S Row regulars this season? I still am not sure which one of the Bugger Hill Massive you are.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Sorry.

I've been down the pub so the brain is a little slower than usual. Are you gonna come down and say hello to us S Row regulars this season? I still am not sure which one of the Bugger Hill Massive you are.

I PROMISE. I shall look for the chap with the dodgy belt, yes?

 

[1066gull]

Whoooa Whoooa Whooooa
We've Got The Best Defence In The League!
We Got Hawkins And Elphick
Virgo And Mayo
And Michel Kuipers In Goooooooooooal!

 

[1066gull]

His Armband Proved He Was A Stripe
Forster Forster
Good Old Sussex By The Sea It Said
Forster Forster
We Signed The Lad From Scummy Hull
He Gets The Ball And Scores A Goal
Nicky Forster
Brighton's Number Nine

 

[Buzzer]

I PROMISE. I shall look for the chap with the dodgy belt, yes?

Harrumph! My belts are ACE.

 

[1066gull]

and the Pele Murray one.

All 3 are pretty good chants if you actually want to morally boost the team.

 

[1066gull]

Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa
We Got The Best Midfield In The League
We Got Thomson And Coxy
Kevin And David
And Michel Kuipers In Gooooooal!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Whoooa Whoooa Whoooa
We Got The Best Midfield In The League
We Got Thomson And Coxy
Kevin And David
And Michel Kuipers In Gooooooal!

Since when was the goalkeeper a member of the midfield?

And the Forster one is AWFUL.

 

[maffew]

Think 'Sit Down, Shut Up' (ie aping the Big Ben opening chimes). Ring any bells?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Has anyone on NSC got any new chant ideas that we can get singing at away games this season?
With Crewe coming up, I cannot wait to get back into the habit of singing my heart out and losing my voice.

Songs about the fans, the manager, the chairman, any specific player? Loads of new songs have come out since the season finished, so there must be some inspiration somewhere??

So here are my 2 contenders to start off with shamelessly taken from England fans of the football and cricket variety

One about Brighton Fans:

We are the army,
The Brighton army.
We are mental, We are Mad
We are the loyalist football supporters, that the world has ever had
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One for Glenn Murray

I told my mate the other day
I think we've got the new Pele
My mate said, Who is he?
He goes by the name of Glenn Murray
Glenn Murray, Glenn Murray, He goes by the name of Glenn Murray
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I'll get me coat

good idea, pathetic

 

[BHseagull]

Whooaa Whooaa Whooaa
We've got the HARDEST defence in the world
We've got Hawkins & Elphick
Whingy & El-Abd
+ Michel Kuipers in goal

 

[HG201]

also:
oh brighton n hove (oh brighton n hove)
is wonderfull (is wonderfull)
oh brighton n hove is wonderfull,
its full of tits, fanny and ALBION
oh brighton n hove is wonderfull

oh selhurst park (oh selhurst park)
is full of s*** (is full of s***)
oh selhurst park is full of s***
its full of s***, s*** and more s***
oh selhurst park is full of s***[/QUOTE]

Think that fits better

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I still reckon the first two are worth a go.