Hartys phone in

[Franks Wild Years]

Alan from Haywards Heath is a very boring man.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

South Stand Zealot

 

[nobody's dupe]

Alan's "quick word" is rather long. Shut him up Harty for Pete's sake.

 

[pasty]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Bugger why didnt we do the bingo this week - ive heard "i am the eternal optimist" & "we would survive without Dick Knight"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Harty - Do we really have to hark back to Hereford?



You started it today, Harty.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Harty - Do we really have to hark back to Hereford?



You started it today, Harty.

Exactly

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I was thinking the same thing LB

 

[nobody's dupe]

Come off it Harty, it's called a fans' phone in. Why are you interviewing a contributor to a porn comic?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Is everyone old on the phone in?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

He's now accused Peter from Crowborough of blaming Lewes DC -


Peter never mentioned LDC.

 

[nobody's dupe]

Oh Peter. Bob out. Wisey in. Whatever next?

 

[nobody's dupe]

Is everyone old on the phone in?

Laura please. We old gits have experience. Would you have me put in a home?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

FFS Since when has supporting a football team been only about going when the teams doing well. f***ing rubbish

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Laura please. We old gits have experience. Would you have me put in a home?

Yeah, why not?!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

No one mentioned the Arsenal "deal" yet ??

 

[nobody's dupe]

I'm on my way Matron!

 

[nobody's dupe]

No one mentioned the Arsenal "deal" yet ??

They have now. In fact, they think that it's all over.

 

[nobody's dupe]

Palace's season tickets are "a couple of hundred quid cheaper than ours".

 

[nobody's dupe]

We've just had Harty's explanation of an exciting player. One who scores a couple of goals, after the match has a couple of pints and then pulls a couple of birds.