Harty's phone in

[The Large One]

How to wind up Beardy Large One ...FOOTBALL BANANAS only joking Al!!

Strange coincedence - my beard went the day of that Bernard Manning gig, and like Bernard, hasn't come back.

The main thing I remember about the day was Harty getting the right hump with me because I wouldn't pose for a photo with him and the dead, fat, northern racist.

 

[BensGrandad]

Strange coincedence - my beard went the day of that Bernard Manning gig, and like Bernard, hasn't come back.

The main thing I remember about the day was Harty getting the right hump with me because I wouldn't pose for a photo with him and the dead, fat, northern racist.

Is that the reason , you have never forgiven him and try to get a dig in whenever possible.

 

[The Large One]

Is that the reason , you have never forgiven him and try to get a dig in whenever possible.

There's nothing to forgive. This is my first ever 'dig' (and even then, it's not a dig, merely pointing out he's talking drivel - it's a deliberate attempt at a wind-up by Harty) at him on here, I think you'll find.

 

[algie]

Possible OWNING of TLO by Harty here?

Twice in one week.BigGully got him the other day.Fooking quality

Not your week is it Beard?

 

[The Large One]

Twice in one week.BigGully got him the other day.Fooking quality

Not your week is it Beard?

f***ing prat.

I know you're into lying and fantasy in a big way, but I didn't think it involved not being able to read as well. Silly me.

 

[algie]

f***ing prat.

I know you're into lying and fantasy in a big way, but I didn't think it involved not being able to read as well. Silly me.

I nearly missed this

You banging on about racists and slagging me off and Harty caught you out good and proper.
Not nice getting your fingers burnt is it? What a f***ing sad sucker you are
This has made my day.

 

[The Large One]

I nearly missed this

You banging on about racists and slagging me off and Harty caught you out good and proper.
Not nice getting your fingers burnt is it? What a f***ing sad sucker you are
This has made my day.

:thud: Are you a complete airhead?

Harty is winding you up, and you're falling for it. I did not book Bernard Manning, and I certainly wasn't raving about him. Did you not see the 'wink' smiley? It's YOU that's been had, you sad cowardly prat.

So you're laughing at your own stupidity, and you don't even know it.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

its all handbags on here

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Another day of pleasantries on NSC, Rich Tea anyone ?.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Too early for me Uncle. I am still eating toast. All this aggression. Funny thing isn't it.

 

[Harty]

Great news, my postie has just arrived with mine and Sir Norman's blue and white tea towels for us to wear during the show tomorrow.

Musthava Pint and Musthava Pie..........

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Great news, my postie has just arrived with mine and Sir Norman's blue and white tea towels for us to wear during the show tomorrow.

Musthava Pint and Musthava Pie..........

Harty, the mosy unpc man in the world.

 

[The Large One]

Hey! I don't squabble with just anyone, you know. Algae, on the other hand, is easy-meat. And the even better thing is, he hasn't cottoned on to that yet.

Apart from that, I'm cool and the gang.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We all love you Alan

 

[The Large One]

We all love you Alan

Aw, shucks.

 

[Mendoza]

Great news, my postie has just arrived with mine and Sir Norman's blue and white tea towels for us to wear during the show tomorrow.

Musthava Pint and Musthava Pie..........

I need one too, it looks like it may rain tomorrow and you only get free ponchos in the away end

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Harty: Remember, it's your phone in, you set the agenda so call me now on 08459 57 *pause* double o, 57, Well Norman another grim deadlock on the pitch today..what else can we talk about?

Sir Norm: mumble mumble chortle

Harty: Very wise words there, OK, That said, Curry Munchers and Benders are not going to add much to the feel of Withdean are they?

Sir Norm: chuckle mutter

Harty: Well I think that a stall selling strap ons and Gimp masks or some ethnic refugee camp would spoil the atmosphere outside the toilets..Whats your opinion? call in now on 08459 5y *pause* double o,57 or text on the usual number...has Mickey got it right at last? no Elphick or Cox today..OK over to Surayer for some more puerile shit...

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Honestly, BH: you're such a SCAMP!

 

[Harty]

Harty: Remember, it's your phone in, you set the agenda so call me now on 08459 57 *pause* double o, 57, Well Norman another grim deadlock on the pitch today..what else can we talk about?

Sir Norm: mumble mumble chortle

Harty: Very wise words there, OK, That said, Curry Munchers and Benders are not going to add much to the feel of Withdean are they?

Sir Norm: chuckle mutter

Harty: Well I think that a stall selling strap ons and Gimp masks or some ethnic refugee camp would spoil the atmosphere outside the toilets..Whats your opinion? call in now on 08459 5y *pause* double o,57 or text on the usual number...has Mickey got it right at last? no Elphick or Cox today..OK over to Surayer for some more puerile shit...

Why don't you beat Surya to it then Nick?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Why don't you beat Surya to it then Nick?

New baby Ian..I must try harder!