Hartisms

[Inkerman]

"The current Mrs Hart"

this is my favourite.

I have introduced Mrs Inkerman as my "first wife" - she wasn't amused even though it's factually correct.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

'Iam a wanker from Worthing with no right to support the Albion'

 

[dougdeep]

'Iam a wanker from Worthing with no right to support the Albion'

Don't worry Hove B+B, we won't tell on you.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Ian has come out with many Hartisms and they are well documented here. He's a great lad and top Albion supporter.

There was a Brighton councillor who used to put his foot in it on a regular basis. Here are a few:

"If we are not careful the area could become a middle class gateau."

"We don't want to be caught with our knees down."

"I apologise if I seem ignorant of the subject but you have to remember that I am just a layby."

"Now we come to the crotch of the matter."

 

[Yorkie]

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Originally posted by Thimble Keegan
"The current Mrs Hart"


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this is my favourite.

I have introduced Mrs Inkerman as my "first wife" - she wasn't amused even though it's factually correct.

Nicked from Terry Wogan who has been referring to Helen as 'the current Mrs Wogan' for years.
He says it keeps her on her toes.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

and if you ever needed a reason not to listen to Wogan - that will do.

 

[aftershavedave]

"how did he miss that header? my mate nigel could have put that in"

 

[BensGrandad]

"how did he miss that header? my mate nigel could have put that in"

If you know his mate Nigel you would appreciate the comment.

 

[aftershavedave]

If you know his mate Nigel you would appreciate the comment.

which is why i posted it....since i do.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Tell your friends Im here all week

Classic!

 

[towbarball]

"....my old mate...........(anyone)........"

 

[towbarball]

Nominate the first "HARTISM" on this Saturdays Phone in to take over and win the free £10 note thread.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Harty is a legend.

I'll second that

 

[towbarball]

NOT a current "HARTISM" Disqualified.

 

[towbarball]

Possible future Hartism" VOTE FOR ME"
re possible amalgamation of Adur District Council and Worthing Borough Council into a single Unitary Authority.