What I want to know is, why did 25 people open a thread entitled "Happy Birthday to Perry Milkins" and only 2 post? Surely they weren't opening the thread to find out what it was about? Miserable so and so's!.
May you have a happy birthing day from the womb of your Mother and the loins of your father, who under different circumstances would have been the union of a gnu and a camel driver's posing pouch.
release my people and go back to Rome.
On a happier note, have a mead on me and send me the bill.