Happy Birthday Simster!

[Bozza]

I'm sure everyone will join be in wishing many happy returns to one of NSC's most respected, loved and admired members.

Happy birthday big boy - have a good one!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Cheers Gayling.

Happy Birthday Fella.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Happy birthday GIMPSTER, you old rogue.

From your NSC BUMCHUM

 

[The Grockle]

...

 

[bhaexpress]

Many Happy returns.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Happy birthday GIMPSTER, you old rogue.

From your NSC BUMCHUM

do you do Cyber Bumming ?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY from the village!!!

 

[Brovion]

Happy Birthday Simpleton Gayling aka Dimster, Rimster, Pimpster, Gimpster, etc etc etc.

We'll all meet up in the playground at breaktime and give you the bumps.

 

[Man of Harveys]

We'll all meet up in the playground at breaktime and give you a bum

oh GREAT

 

[The Spanish]

Many happy returns simster.

Do all the peasants in Reigate usually have to kill their prize pig or something for you on this special day?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Reigate? What peasants?

Happy Birthday Gimpster.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Hapy bday!

Maybe see YOU at a game

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Happy Birthday ... may your day be binfest and flounce free!

 

[bhaexpress]

Reigate? What peasants?

Happy Birthday Gimpster.

Do you think he meant 'pheasants' ?

 

[Lokki 7]

To quote the great Stevie Wonder;

Would you like to go with me
Down my dead end street
Would you like to come with me
To Village Ghetto Land

See the people lock their doors
While robbers laugh and steal
Beggars watch and eat their meal -from garbage cans

Broken glass is everywhere
It's a bloody scene
Killing plagues the citizens
Unless they own police

Children play with rusted cars
Sores cover their hands
Politicians laugh and drink-drunk to all demands

Families buying dog food now
Starvation roams the streets
Babies die before they're born
Infected by the grief

Now some folks say that we should be
Glad for what we have
Tell me would you be happy in Village Ghetto Land

Didn't realise he'd been to Reigate.

Oh, he also said, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday".

 

[Easy 10]

Thief.
Warrior.
Gladiator.
King.

I salute you.

 

[aftershavedave]

happy birthday dimster!

 

[Lush]

Happy Birthday, My Lord

 

[Bry Nylon]

Happy birthday Gimpster xxx

(tried to find one that said "Reigate", but this was all they had).

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah, hope you have a REALLY nice birthday, I do.

MANY Happy Returns.

 

[Marc]

Happy Birthday Simmo