- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,499
In anticipation of the forthcoming FA Cup match a week on Saturday, I would like to raise the issue of half & half scarves. Principally the statement "If you are over ten years old and you buy one, you're embarrassing yourself". Feel free to disagree, but this is my take:
-firstly, the people who produce them are nothing but a bunch of parasites with absolutely no connection to either club, who sit at home scanning each weekend's fixtures and working out where they can make a bit of money by ringing their contacts at some derelict sweatshop and getting them to knock off a hundred shitty (say) Dagenham & Redbridge/Norwich polyester monstrosities. These scarves are so shit and so unofficial they can't even use the proper club badges so they just take some kind of rough approximation, an oddly shaped cockerel if it's Spurs, or maybe the town crest. Why would anyone want to give these twunts money? They don't care about the Albion, or any of the other clubs whose stuff they knock off, they just view the cup as a personal money making exercise.
-secondly, because unless it's a genuine special occasion- I would include the first game at the Amex as one of these, so those who did purchase Albion-Doncaster scarves from the club shop are just about excepted from this rule- it makes you look like a complete NODDY fan if you buy one. It's the sort of thing that fans of non league teams would do when they draw a big club in the FA Cup and all of a sudden half the town turns up, 90% of whom have never been to a game before. If you follow Havant & Waterlooville to Liverpool and want a souvenir of the biggest (and only) day in your H&W supporting life, then it's reasonable to buy such a scarf. If you support a Championship club (with aspirations of being in the Premier League) and you buy a half & half scarf because your team is playing the likes of Newcastle or Aston Villa, then you really need a good talking to. You look like a football tourist. Stoke City-Albion FA Cup scarves are just about the worst item of football CRAP I've ever seen (and I went in the Goldstone shop plenty of times).
Finally, if you needed any other proof of just how utterly wrong half & half scarves are unless you are 8 years old, a non-league fan going to Anfield, or your team is playing in a Champions League game, then this is it:
Please don't feed the parasites at the Amex.
-firstly, the people who produce them are nothing but a bunch of parasites with absolutely no connection to either club, who sit at home scanning each weekend's fixtures and working out where they can make a bit of money by ringing their contacts at some derelict sweatshop and getting them to knock off a hundred shitty (say) Dagenham & Redbridge/Norwich polyester monstrosities. These scarves are so shit and so unofficial they can't even use the proper club badges so they just take some kind of rough approximation, an oddly shaped cockerel if it's Spurs, or maybe the town crest. Why would anyone want to give these twunts money? They don't care about the Albion, or any of the other clubs whose stuff they knock off, they just view the cup as a personal money making exercise.
-secondly, because unless it's a genuine special occasion- I would include the first game at the Amex as one of these, so those who did purchase Albion-Doncaster scarves from the club shop are just about excepted from this rule- it makes you look like a complete NODDY fan if you buy one. It's the sort of thing that fans of non league teams would do when they draw a big club in the FA Cup and all of a sudden half the town turns up, 90% of whom have never been to a game before. If you follow Havant & Waterlooville to Liverpool and want a souvenir of the biggest (and only) day in your H&W supporting life, then it's reasonable to buy such a scarf. If you support a Championship club (with aspirations of being in the Premier League) and you buy a half & half scarf because your team is playing the likes of Newcastle or Aston Villa, then you really need a good talking to. You look like a football tourist. Stoke City-Albion FA Cup scarves are just about the worst item of football CRAP I've ever seen (and I went in the Goldstone shop plenty of times).
Finally, if you needed any other proof of just how utterly wrong half & half scarves are unless you are 8 years old, a non-league fan going to Anfield, or your team is playing in a Champions League game, then this is it:
Please don't feed the parasites at the Amex.