had a call from theargus about withdean

[skintmanblues]

had a call from a reporter from the argus tonite.asking me how to improve the atmosphere at the withdean i told him poyet needs to play 2 wingers for a start.

 

[Djmiles]

No doubt some mug will demand that we get a roof over the South stand.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I can't quite find the punchline....

 

[timbha]

should allow away fans to sit (or stand) in H Block and put all the stewards in North Stand

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Was it Richard Gurner?

 

[fleet]

Whatever happens the atmosphere can only improve - how can it have been that dead with a decent number of away fans for the Millwall game?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Not again! Another Argus trawl through North Stand Chat looking for a "story".

There's stuff going on in the real world, but they choose to fill space with "Albion Fans Call For ... " items, cobbled together from ten minutes reading NSC and a phone conversation with one person.

The recent "Albion Fans Call For New Giant Flag For Villa Park Game" story was exactly that sort of nonsense. Incredibly, it was followed up by a national newspaper getting in touch with Bracknell Towers, and Roz having to explain that there was, in fact, no huge body of Albion fans demanding anything of the sort.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

... but we could give it a go. I'll start.

"Albion Fans Call For Half-Time Topless Jugglers To Improve Atmosphere At Withdean".

 

[The Large One]

Albion Fans Demand Substitutes Perform a Lively Song & Dance Routine At Half-Time to Improve Atmosphere at Withdean

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm pleased to see that TLO has cottoned on to the fact that a VERY long headline saves the journo the trouble of writing much of a story. Half a page filled in a tenth of the time.

 

[skipper734]

Albion Fans demand fluorescent jackets, so they can blend in with the Stewards and stand up, They will then be able to stand up, and as nobody will be able to tell the difference between Stewards and paying fans.......
The Club will then have to pay all people in fluorescent jackets for attending ,thus improving the level of support and atmosphere.
There you are then, sorted, a much better idea than Mansfield's as they probably should be paying their fans to go too their matches anyway.

 

[maffew]

Albion Fans Bucket Collection Bid to Get a South Stand Roof

 

[Easy 10]

Albion Fans Demand Team Scores More Goals Than Opposition To Improve Atmosphere

Radical plans voiced - Boss Gus says "we'll certainly consider it".

 

[Trufflehound]

Albion Fans Demand Cycling Nuns to Power Environmentally Friendly Floodlights at Withdean

 

[Seagull's Return]

Albion Fans Demand Half Time One-Fan-One Vote Referendum For Worst Home Player Who Will Then Be Savagely Beaten With Sticks In Centre Circle In The Event Of Defeat.

Now that's motivational.

 

[Arthur]

It seems very simple to me.....they need to serve strong alcohol at the ground.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

... but we could give it a go. I'll start.

"Albion Fans Call For Half-Time Topless Jugglers To Improve Atmosphere At Withdean".

Can I ask you to be more precise. It should state Female Topless Jugglers. I am not interested in seeing male artists perform no matter what opposition fans think our sexual preferences are.

 

[skipper734]

Albion Fans Demand Team Scores More Goals Than Opposition To Improve Atmosphere

Radical plans voiced - Boss Gus says "we'll certainly consider it".

You've ventured into fantasy land there. Please keep to more realistic suggestions.

 

[Mendoza]

Brighton Fans DEMAND 3 Points From One Match, Not Three Months

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Not again! Another Argus trawl through North Stand Chat looking for a "story".

There's stuff going on in the real world, but they choose to fill space with "Albion Fans Call For ... " items, cobbled together from ten minutes reading NSC and a phone conversation with one person.

The recent "Albion Fans Call For New Giant Flag For Villa Park Game" story was exactly that sort of nonsense. Incredibly, it was followed up by a national newspaper getting in touch with Bracknell Towers, and Roz having to explain that there was, in fact, no huge body of Albion fans demanding anything of the sort.

Actually I think it has more to do with the last paragraph of my 'Peckham' blog.