Gus poyet 'on a scouting mission' in Amsterdam

[Marshy]

I see. Apologies

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Gus looks cream-crackered. Hope he had some Uruguayan marching powder to get him through the day.

 

[Stat Brother]

Many moons ago we were trying to find a tulip field in Amsterdam.
I was walking next to a stunning, leggy blonde, very attractive with a very confident air about her.

Well we must have got lost as we found ourselves in some narrow streets with lots of windows, still walking with blondie who I guessed was looking for the same tulip field.

Then blondie lets herself into a door next to a window.

I got my tourist map out to check my directions, and by the time I'd worked out where the field was, the stunning lady in question was doing some house work and the silly sausage had misplaced some of her clothes.

 

[nwgull]

View attachment 39068

Looks like a bukkake video shoot.

 

[soistes]

Poyet keeps a vigil on van Dijk - Football League News Results | Sports Direct News

 

[Soulman]

If we did sign him, it would be interesting to see a Song For Van Dijk.......

 

[Justice]

If we did sign him, it would be interesting to see a Song For Van Dijk.......

We've got a big Dijk we've got a big Dijk Were Brighton and Hove Albion we've got a big Dijk

 

[Stat Brother]

This is where you'd expect Gus to be worth his weight in signings.

This isn't some tin pot country bumpkin trying to get his tractor on a ferry, with a handful of 'comedy' one liners.

If Gus comes knocking at you're door, you're at least going to listen.

 

[BensGrandad]

An adaption of the old Van Der Valk theme on TV

 

[Titus]

Second offer turned down too.

 

[marshy68]

Why blank your face out ?... I would be delighted to be shown in the picture with our Great Leader

oh yes gosh i thought it was sperm.... silly me.

 

[B52]

Yeah! I've found two lips in Amsterdam as well.

very fanny sorry funny

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Why blank your face out ?... I would be delighted to be shown in the picture with our Great Leader

Perhaps its a custard pie ?

 

[Gullster]

://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21237254

Gus has gone too far this time. Recall him before he upsets anyone else!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

So hope this is true and we get him at the deadline. Could be like us and Bridcutt or Bennett though, no unless silly money now. Otherwise come back in summer and if no1 else outbids then he's your's / our's :/

 

[Del Fenner]

Scouting out some good weed

How's that for a double entendre.

 

[daveinprague]

Queen is protesting against the new Cannabis laws.

 

[Triggaaar]

Many moons ago we were trying to find a tulip field in Amsterdam.
I was walking next to a stunning, leggy blonde, very attractive with a very confident air about her.

Well we must have got lost as we found ourselves in some narrow streets with lots of windows, still walking with blondie who I guessed was looking for the same tulip field.

Then blondie lets herself into a door next to a window.

I got my tourist map out to check my directions, and by the time I'd worked out where the field was, the stunning lady in question was doing some house work and the silly sausage had misplaced some of her clothes.

What did you think of her tulips?

 

[Stat Brother]

What did you think of her tulips?

I wouldn't know, I guess she gave up on finding some.

As I've proved today it was certainly an opportunity that's stayed on my mind.