Gus Poyet Friday Caption Comp

[Northstander]

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Ill be Reggie and you be Ronnie.

 

[Aristotle]

Gus' promising managerial career was cut prematurely short when a hormonal condition caused a penis to grow out of the side of his head.

 

[Gav1901]

what's that c**t looking at

 

[Scoffers]

Gus, if I catch you trying to be manager again, I'll cut your balls off

 

[Don't get me started]

Just one more time gus..

Do the nets catch the ball ?

 

[Seagulltonian]

"There's this great player I spotted on Youtube, take a look, you'll be impressed! Just 6.8mill."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Worst. Sparks. Tribute. Band. Ever.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Be careful what you say , Ken Bates can lip read and I think there is a sniper in the stadium.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

DW: "Where did you say you come from?"

GP: "Uruguay".

DW: "Say that again and I will hit you sooooo hard".

 

[Taybha]

cant wait to get this chip off my shoulder

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

They don't like me in Brighton, so you go first.

scarey!!!

 

[pasty]

GP: Awww, Don't worry Dennis. It's pantomime season soon, so I'm sure you'll find a job in a production of Snow White somewhere.