Guests on the board

[Franks Wild Years]

I know its been mentioned before, but why is there always more guests on line than members ?
Are they all shy ?

 

[Gazwag]

i think half of them are ldc employees, nothing better to do all day that watch out for bomb threats

 

[Da Man Clay]

4 of them are reading this thread.

 

[Gazwag]

4 of them are reading this thread.

shit did i say bomb threats, i meant bum threads

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Bum threads ?

Some sort of knitting based medical condition?

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Could be as a result of what happens to me. My server at work somehow restricts all sorts of cookies so whenever I log on to NSC it doesn't recognise my log in. So if I just read rather than contributing I don't bother logging in.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Loads of people read NSC without ever logging in or contributing. Including the Argus and LDC, obviously

 

[Hampden Park]

nosey bastards

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

I spend enough of the working day browsing the threads.. if i start posting i'll end up doing no work whatsoever!

What jobs do you guys have that allow you to post endless threads of drivel to keep the likes of me entertained until friday afternoon??

 

[Easy 10]

What jobs do you guys have that allow you to post endless threads of drivel to keep the likes of me entertained until friday afternoon??

Well, I'm an air traffic controller.
Oops, hang on a minute....













....f*** ME that was close.
Anyway, the pays good but the hours can be shitty.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'm a heart surgeon.........

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep........

Shit.

 

[Gazwag]

I'm a scout for the Albion, I dont get out the house much

 

[Wilka]

I'm a scout for the Albion, I dont get out the house much

 

[Northstander]

Well, I'm an air traffic controller.
Oops, hang on a minute....













....f*** ME that was close.
Anyway, the pays good but the hours can be shitty.

 

[tedebear]

I'm a household engineer, great job if you can find one!!

 

[Wilka]

I'm a household engineer, great job if you can find one!!

Sounds a bit like my mates who used to work at Waitrose as "Stock relocation engineers"

 

[tedebear]

Sounds a bit like my mates who used to work at Waitrose as "Stock relocation engineers"

Yeah I'm one of them too!!

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm a badger rustler.

Trouble is, even when you can catch the damn things, you still need to wrap them in brown paper to get them to rustle properly.

Work's been kind of slow of late since that bloody Bill Oddie started taking an interest.

 

[Parson Henry]

Sounds a bit like my mates who used to work at Waitrose as "Stock relocation engineers"

I used to work at Waitrose circa 1977

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'm a badger rustler.

Trouble is, even when you can catch the damn things, you still need to wrap them in brown paper to get them to rustle properly.

Work's been kind of slow of late since that bloody Bill Oddie started taking an interest.

Oddie, interested in Dutch badgers ? The man's a bloody beardy fool.