Guess the tabliod headline if England fail to get out the group

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Postman Pat
And His Black And White Twats

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Racking my brains for a suitable vegetable...

 

[defrocked priest]

Racking my brains for a suitable vegetable...

erm, Beet

 

[brakespear]

Departheid.

 

[defrocked priest]

Racking my brains for a suitable vegetable...

Creamed Corn. *giggle*

 

[Acker79]

"sOUTh afriCAN'T!"

"Terry-ble"

"Crapell-out"

The old classic "The think it's all over, it is now"

"There' always next time, boys"

Maybe some pun relating to a flash point in the game.

 

[Wilko]

Departheid.

Tutu little Tutu late

 

[sod1]

eyetie'm he departed

 

[defrocked priest]

"sOUTh afriCAN'T!


*THUMBS UP*

 

[John Bumlick]

Daily Mail: World Cup favourites England cheated by black/brown/slitty-eyed/muslim/immigrant* referee.

*delete as applicable

 

[defrocked priest]

Racking my brains for a suitable vegetable...

"England Leek Goal"

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Capellwoe

best headline by far...

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Battleshit
sinking shit

goooooooooooooooooing home.

ROObish

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

" once again, Engerland are craptacular - let's give up hoping for any success "

 

[Yoda]

Daily Mail: World Cup favourites England cheated by black/brown/slitty-eyed/muslim/immigrant* referee.

*delete as applicable

None of them, We've got a German ref.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Not so Fabio!!

 

[Durlston]

England are Koren home.

 

[Durlston]

Postman Pat
And His Black And White Twats

 

[blue'n'white]

None of them, We've got a German ref.

On that basis something to do with "Nazi ref" or "Concentration camp for James/Green/Gerrard" dependent on whoever makes a howler.

Most likely is "Crapello"

But we needn't worry as we'll start playing and sail through - after all Italy did this in 1990 (how many times have I heard that since Friday ?)

 

[Whitterz]

OUT - Sun
Cheerio - Mirror
England Crash Out - Mail
Oh Dear - Express
Pants!- Star
Osbourne hints at further cuts - Telegraph