Guess the tabliod headline if England fail to get out the group

[Guy Fawkes]

If the unthinkable happens on Wednesday and we fail to get out of the group on Wednesday, what will the tabloid headlines be?

I'll go for England Cap-iculate

or Capell-go

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wop-si-daisy

 

[strings]

England flops in Hotel Sex Shocker
England's players too tired to play after JT sneaks in topless beauties

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'll go for a picture of the whole squad, with a massive:

C-NTS

 

[seagull_special]

Pasta Joke

Taking the Pizza

Capello is a C**T

Boer Draw

Oh No Fabio

 

[Deleted User X18H]

C(R)apello! Sun. Kill George Osbourne! Morning Star and Guardian

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Speaking of newspaper back pages. Anyone remember this one:

ENGLAND

ALGERIA

SLOVENIA

YANKS

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks

(Maybe not)

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Speaking of newspaper back pages. Anyone remember this one:

ENGLAND

ALGERIA

SLOVENIA

YANKS

To be fair, that's that we all thought when we saw the draw in Dec. Having seen another draw on Fri, we no longer think that.

 

[SICKASAGULL]

I dont think we could have found an easier group if we had been able to chose the opposition.
The next expert who parrots the comment "There are no easy teams" should be red carded and sent home.
I did not think we would get past the quarter finals but to go out at the first hurdle would be pathetic

 

[The Wizard]

New Capellow

 

[dougdeep]

"We're Going Home"

 

[KneeOn]

A picture of either capello or roony and the line "What were ROO thinking"

or a picture of Joe Cole and "Not been played? You're JOE-king!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Terry-ble England Roo-in fans dreams

 

[thebazillionaire]

Out of africa

 

[thebazillionaire]

Or maybe THREE LIONS OUT OF AFRICA

 

[defrocked priest]

Slovaki-ed

http://etwinningproject.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/pork_souvlaki_499.jpg

 

[Djmiles]

England are shit.

Oh wait, I didn't realise we were trying to guess the headline.

 

[Gully]

Capellwoe

 

[kevtherev]

Roo pooh, Capellos a fool, Heskey, Rob Green, OUT!!!!