Graffiti that made you laugh.

[el punal]

On one of the supporting pillars beneath the Shoreham fly-over in the 70s : DORIS SUCKS

I remember back in 1980ish signs in Hove proudly stating : HOVE, THE DISTINGUISHED RESORT, wonderful, until some wag crossed out DISTINGUISHED and replaced it with LAST.

On a pub toilet wall somewhere in Brighton : Eat shit 40,000 flies can't all be wrong!

An old political one : Q. What's the definition of a sandstorm?
A. Cyril Smith farting into a biscuit tin.

 

[big nuts]

Anti drug poster with a picture of Leah betts in intensive care. Someone wrote 'lightweight' over the top.

 

[aberllefenni]

If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.

 

[rouseytastic]

Used to have meetings at big depot in Erith. Walking up the stairs there was a door with the sign 'This Door is Alarmed'...........underneath it someone had written 'I Have Advised It To Stay Calm!!'

 

[rouseytastic]

This is also brilliant..........

 

[Mo Gosfield]

and of course the most famous footie one of all.....outside a church in Liverpool ( in the 60's )
" What would you do if Jesus came to Liverpool?"
" Move St. John to inside forward."

 

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Anti drug poster with a picture of Leah betts in intensive care. Someone wrote 'lightweight' over the top.

Terrible I know, but this made me laugh.

 

[dennis]

On a wall in Brighton many years ago was scribbled

Ken Dodds dads dog died.

Cheered me up whenever I passed it.

Didi?

 

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Didi?

ok then....................No doddy.

 

[Hillian1]

 

[MJsGhost]

This is also brilliant..........

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[SK1NT]

Funniest thing i have seen in ages... Made me proper LOL

Infact it is sooo funny i want to write it on my own doors at home

 

[SK1NT]

 

[Lankyseagull]

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Outside Brighton Station for a good few months.

It even had it's own thread:
Sign Outside Brighton Station

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Going back to the Jesus theme. Often seen near (and many other places) 'Jesus is coming' Yeah but he have to change at Crewe first.

 

[C1 BHA]

Back in the day when it cost 2p to use the public loos.....
Here I sit all broken hearted, paid 2p and only farted!

 

[C1 BHA]

And my absolute favourite, in the loos at Royal Air Force Lyneham Passenger Terminal........

Yesterday I couldn't even spell occifer, now I are one.

Used to make me laugh out loud even though I saw it many times. Great stuff.

 

[Nibble]

On a poster for a Jim Jeffries gig someone had written near the bottom "Arrogant, sexist, mysoginist aresehole with a filthy mouth who thinks rape is funny". Underneath that comment someone had come along and drawn "*****" (5 stars)

 

[Bwian]

Fixturing myself as I've posted this before yonks ago, but it's my favourite ever....

Gents toilet, The Sussex pub in The Lanes

Two condom machines on the wall, one with a notice on it saying "This machine is alarmed" under which someone had written "the other one is scared shitless"

On a condom machine theme...condom machines used to have the BSI kite mark on them followed by 'Manufactured To British Standards'. The usual add on was 'So was The Titanic'.

 

[boik]

On a condom machine theme...condom machines used to have the BSI kite mark on them followed by 'Manufactured To British Standards'. The usual add on was 'So was The Titanic'.

Further along the condom machine theme....

Next to the coin slot on a condom machine someone had written "Johnny Cash". Can't remember where or when I saw this, but I'm guessing 70s.