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Gordon Strachan Interviews...



Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish.

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Reporter: Gordon, Agustin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 
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Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,897
The man's WASTED in football management!

My favourite is (seen live on the telly when Saints were top 6):

Reporter: So. Gordon. Any plans for Europe?

Strachan: Me and the wife were thinking Spain in August


What a quality GINGER DAD!



:clap: :clap2: :clap:
 


The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,339
Suburbia
My favourite was from a pre-season friendly between Southampton and, I think, Aberdeen. The carrot-topped young sports reporter from the local radio station Northsound One went to speak to Gordon after the game and started his interview with something like: "So Gordon, pleased to be in Scotland?"

Strachan took one look at the reporter's ginger hair and replied: "Are you my lovechild?"
 
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Jul 12, 2003
753
Oxfordshire
That email's been doing the rounds then...

I got it from a mate about 2 weeks ago... hence my sig. :D
 


saltash seagull

New member
Mar 1, 2004
4,480
cornwall
The sooner that mans back in management the better wat a laugh he is!
 


Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
This one really gets me lol...

Reporter: Gordon, Agustin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

:lolol:
 


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