Gordon Brown's only hope - GO MEDIEVAL!..

[bhafc99]

Why not put Mandelson on a ropey old wooden tub and send him off to discover The North West Passage. Or Canada. Or just chart some bit of obscure coastline.

Imagine the public rejoicing when he returns after 4 years with... The Potato.

That'll put an end to all this credit crunch doom and gloom, I tell ya.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Yeah, let's go Swiss - we wouldn't be in the EU then!

 

[Easy 10]

what about Plague?

Good shout.
Always liked the Czech Republic.

 

[Pavilionaire]

That's it! Gordon Brown and his crack team of scientists have just under 8-months to develop a modern strain of bubonic plague that affects only Tory voters...and it would solve unemployment to boot.

 

[Don Quixote]

Look you lot OBVIOUSLY never studied the Tudors at A level History... Let me suggest something it did not work out very well.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Well Liz One didn't do too badly out of it...nice long reign, plenty of cock without the commitment, gave the Spanish a ruddy good hiding and chips and tobacco discovered to boot.