Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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This morning I asked myself what would the bloke in charge of the nation 500 years ago do if beset with the social and economic ills of today:
Owing £800million? Go plunder a smaller, weaker nation.
Lack of space for new housing? Reclaim some church lands.
Problems with feral youths and multiple ASBOs? Put them in the stocks.
Crime out of control? Hang 'em.
Problems in the Middle East? Marry off William and Harry to the Princesses of Afghanistan and Iran (a few oil fields for a dowry - see point 1.)
Problems with your Cabinet? Poison a few dissenters.
Maybe Gordon Brown needs to think 'outside the box'?
Owing £800million? Go plunder a smaller, weaker nation.
Lack of space for new housing? Reclaim some church lands.
Problems with feral youths and multiple ASBOs? Put them in the stocks.
Crime out of control? Hang 'em.
Problems in the Middle East? Marry off William and Harry to the Princesses of Afghanistan and Iran (a few oil fields for a dowry - see point 1.)
Problems with your Cabinet? Poison a few dissenters.
Maybe Gordon Brown needs to think 'outside the box'?