Good morning, NSPers!

[Jimmy Grimble]

You didnt happen to get into a ruck as well did you Buzzer?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Morning wankstains!

 

[One True BHA]

I'm still in bed and genuinely stink of urine. It is not pleasant.

I'm not going to move until it is time to get inebriated again and go to grace

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

office Christmas do at Sound in Leicester square last night. Finished about 5 or 6 this morning. Vague recollections of a few of us back at my hotel room. Don't think I shagged anyone but seem to recall doing tongues and fingering some bird. Definitely drank champagne out of her shoe. I think I then put her shoes on. I'm a size 8. f*** knows what the girl looks like.

Currently sitting on the bog with a bum that's running like a tap. Not been sick since the 4th time. Sweating like a paedophile in a police lineup though


Wantmy bed

That's the funniest thing i've read in ages! Good work!!

Morning all fellow NSP'ers

 

[Buzzer]

Back in the loo. Red raw bum and my wee smells like sugar puffs.

Feeling much better physically after a pint of orange juice and 2 strawberry yops.

Have just noticed that I've been wandering round with one black and one brown shoe today.

 

[strings]

Back in the loo. Red raw bum and my wee smells like sugar puffs.

Feeling much better physically after a pint of orange juice and 2 strawberry yops.

Have just noticed that I've been wandering round with one black and one brown shoe today.

Your first post made me giggle, but this post is genuinely the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

 

[Buzzer]

that's me done. On train home. There's this feeling I've got that it wasn't champagne last night in that girl's shoe. It could have been cider.

I feel sick just thinking about it.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

the best group of posts i've seen in ages. marvelous!

 

[ali jenkins]

that's me done. On train home. There's this feeling I've got that it wasn't champagne last night in that girl's shoe. It could have been cider.

I feel sick just thinking about it.

So yo drank some form of liquid from a girls shoe that ws the same colour as Champagne or Cider and its made you feel sick all day?


Am I the only one thinking that it was her PISS you drank?


Morning NSPeers

 

[NMH]

Shizzlers, innert.

(Crocs, nein danke, and all that guff)

 

[Hiney]

So yo drank some form of liquid from a girls shoe that ws the same colour as Champagne or Cider and its made you feel sick all day?


Am I the only one thinking that it was her PISS you drank?


Morning NSPeers

At least being Crimbo and all, it was probably MULLED piss

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

At least being Crimbo and all, it was probably MULLED piss

strained through the gussett of her draws

 

[Buzzer]

No. I don't think it was wee. Whatever was in the shoe was fizzy and sweet. Pretty sure it was cider as I've just checked my iphone and I've discovered I have a photo of her shoving a bottle up her minge. It definitely looks like Magners.

Photo now deleted. Her fanny is not a pretty site. It looks a bit like road kill to be honest. Look chaps, we're amongst friends here, aren't we? Can we all just forget I mentioned anything about this?

Thanks.

 

[hitony]

Mornin'. Hangover from hell. been sick at work 3 times already. I stink of booze. Not good

Are you my wife

 

[Hiney]

No. I don't think it was wee. Whatever was in the shoe was fizzy and sweet. Pretty sure it was cider as I've just checked my iphone and I've discovered I have a photo of her shoving a bottle up her minge. It definitely looks like Magners.

Photo now deleted. Her fanny is not a pretty site. It looks a bit like road kill to be honest. Look chaps, we're amongst friends here, aren't we? Can we all just forget I mentioned anything about this?

Thanks.

Not a f***ing chance.

We could perhaps forgive you for what you did to her, but to delete the PHOTO from your phone - umforgivable!

 

[Fazz62]

No. I don't think it was wee. Whatever was in the shoe was fizzy and sweet. Pretty sure it was cider as I've just checked my iphone and I've discovered I have a photo of her shoving a bottle up her minge. It definitely looks like Magners.

Photo now deleted. Her fanny is not a pretty site. It looks a bit like road kill to be honest. Look chaps, we're amongst friends here, aren't we? Can we all just forget I mentioned anything about this?

Thanks.

Buzzer

Very good.

Although, word is that she got her own back, by waiting until you had fell asleep. Then your "lady" friend ordered up a magnum of champagne on room service at your expense.

And just to prove she had done so, she stuffed the empty bottle up your ar@e and then took a photo to keep as evidence!!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

No. I don't think it was wee. Whatever was in the shoe was fizzy and sweet. Pretty sure it was cider as I've just checked my iphone and I've discovered I have a photo of her shoving a bottle up her minge. It definitely looks like Magners.

Photo now deleted. Her fanny is not a pretty site. It looks a bit like road kill to be honest. Look chaps, we're amongst friends here, aren't we? Can we all just forget I mentioned anything about this?

Thanks.

we are not worthy

 

[Cian]

You drank Magners from a SHOE?

Thats a new one, its usually drunk from the bottle, warm, by 14 year olds in a field here...

 

[El Presidente]

No. I don't think it was wee. Whatever was in the shoe was fizzy and sweet. Pretty sure it was cider as I've just checked my iphone and I've discovered I have a photo of her shoving a bottle up her minge. It definitely looks like Magners.

Was it that MOOSE from BB a few years back?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Magners with a verruca top. Nice.