Good luck Nurse Laura!!!

[The Oldman]

Good luck Laura. Having worked on a ward with the same specialist functions as the one you have been assigned to I can only say that you will never forget the experience but in a strange way have a good time. Up and at 'em Nurse!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

i swear bry nylon is in love with her

Swear ?

I know he f***ing is !

When you ring 999 these days you get 4 options, Fire, Police, Ambulance or an update on the soap that is BAG and Bry.
Here's just a small snippet I heard.

Dr Big Nob - "Nurse Laura, get yourself down to A+E urgently, theres a patient asking specifically for your skills and special bedside manner".
Nurse Laura - "Who can it be ? I've only told one man about my special ways"
DBN - "He's wearing big yellow trousers, wellington boots and has under his arm a well polished helmet".
NL - "Mark McGhee ?"

*Shot of Laura running ugently down the length of the Peter Ward Ward, camera lingers on her black stocking clad calves and sensible shoes as she dodges trolleys*

NL - "Matron, where will I find the patient who is asking for me ? And whats Mark McCammon doing getting in my way"?
Matron - "He's in cubicle 37, row h, Block D, but be warned Laura he's in a bad way"
NL - "Yeah, he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo when he payed for us,.....oh I see"

*Nurse Laura arrives outside the cubicle, camera lingers on her anxious eyes and pans down to her heaving nursey boosom. Moans can be heard comming from surrounding cubicles*

"Can't they put a roof on this place, it would really improve the atmosphere"
"Can you sit down please I've paid good money for this seat"

*She sweeps back the curtain, inside we see a man seated on a chair, his tight white T shirt is torn and tattered revealing a gym chisled torso, the braces of his big yellow trousers hang limply by his side and he's been crying, tears stream down his soot soiled face and collect like dew on his large manly moustache.*

NL - "Oh Bry, its you",(she pants)" whats happened, did the kitten you tried to save from the tree fall as you reached out to rescue it ? Will little Orphan Jake never wake from his coma following the burger van fire ? Whats wrong my poor, strong noble fire fighter ?"

*She pulls his head towards her firm heaving nursy boosom and strokes his hair, his tears stain her starched white uniform*

Bry - "Oh Laura, its terrible I can hardly bring myself to tell you, but I must."
NL - Tell me dear heart, spill your soul to me you brave red trucked warrior"
Bry - "Six years as a bloody season ticket holder and no tickets for West Ham, Its a disgrace"

*Camera pulls out of the cubicle and out onto the ward Bry looks up to the sky and screams*

Bry - "And some bastards punctured me hose"

Cue credits and theme music.

 

[Bry Nylon]

That's SO close to how it is Frank, it could almost be REALITY TV

 

[Gritt23]

Go get 'em Laura.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

that's scarily real Frank!!!

 

[DC Rules]

So how did the first day go??

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You mean you have seen Bry's punctured hose, BAG?

Good work Frank. Ever thought about TV?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

So how did the first day go??

It was ok - just an induction day today - very tiring though, there was so much information!!!

Looking forward to my first proper day tomorrow - even if it is a 7.30-3.30 shift!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

You mean you have seen Bry's punctured hose, BAG?

That'd be telling

 

[DC Rules]

thats a long day, and you'll have very sore feet at the end! hope tomorrow goes well for you

 

[Northstander]

Good luck!

I could do with a bed bath!

 

[Marc]

Laura is it anything like Scrubs? that show is WICKERD!