Golden Key(s?) In Pie Boxes On Saturday

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anybody got more details of what this is all about? Only had one eye on the adverts that flashed up briefly on the big screens last night. At first glance it looked like they were advertising Golden Pikeys for some reason.

Expect record numbers of pies to be guzzled on Saturday then

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Think Wonka Golden Tickets. If you find a golden, er, Pie Key, in your pie, you win a prize, which I think was a tour of the Amex and some other stuff.

Just pray Augustus Gloop isn't on your tour.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Think Wonka Golden Tickets. If you find a golden, er, Pie Key, in your pie, you win a prize, which I think was a tour of the Amex and some other stuff.

Ah, right, cheers. Hopefully the prize(s) will include a selection of Piglets Pantry's finest produce.

 

[The Large One]

Ah, right, cheers. Hopefully the prize(s) will include a selection of Piglets Pantry's finest produce.

Includes a tour of the Piglet's pie making 'factory'.

Details are on her Facebook page. Can't like it cos I can't get Facebook at work - they treat us like shit around here.

She talks about it on the latest Roar too (just skirt over the bit where we talk about thinking we might do well against West Ham)

 

[The Giant Bolster]

This seems like a good enough reason to try for the hat-trick

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

From their Facebook page

 

[Publius Ovidius]

do they pay for any dentistry if you bite into one of the keys and smash your crowns?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Apparently it's a tour of Piglet's, and a Piglet's box (a bunch of pies & maybe other goodies, one would assume), a tour of the Amex with lunch, and a goodie bag.

 

[Albion Robster]

What a sh1t prize...!!!
Surely a better prize would have been the option of a free pie for every home game attended for the 2012/13 season??

 

[Lady Whistledown]

http://www.facebook.com/messages/?action=read&tid=id.370958969592010#!/pages/Piglets-Pantry/139433482782523

 

[Meade's Ball]

If i break a tooth on one of these golden keys, then i am having all my dentures removed to be replaced by pure gold ones, at the club's expense, to become the white Flavour Flav.
And, if one of the keys is unfound or unclaimed, then i definitely inspecting one of my oversized Sunday morning ploppers to see if i swallowed it straight through. Once again, the purchase of the gloves to carry out this pappy scouring will be at the club's expense.

They should all be in the veggie pies, really, to reward the unmurderous flesh-eaters of us.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Also thousands of runners-up prizes too, apparently. One trial size tub of Flora pro.activ (c/w 2p off your next purchase voucher); & 4 weeks free membership of Fat Bastards Gymnasium.

I'll be buying 3 pies btw, just to make sure I don't leave empty-handed. Nobody likes a loser, do they?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What a sh1t prize...!!!
Surely a better prize would have been the option of a free pie for every home game attended for the 2012/13 season??

You're a cheery soul, aren't you?

 

[Mackenzie]

Apparently it's a tour of Piglet's, and a Piglet's box (a bunch of pies & maybe other goodies, one would assume), a tour of the Amex with lunch, and a goodie bag.

I think Watfords left back and centre forward would be well up for that prize.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Think Wonka Golden Tickets. If you find a golden, er, Pie Key, in your pie, you win a prize, which I think was a tour of the Amex and some other stuff.

Just pray Augustus Gloop isn't on your tour.

The thought of being in the company of a brat like Verruca Salt is more worrying.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think Watfords left back and centre forward would be well up for that prize.

I didn't realise they actually had any centre forwards until that lumbering oaf Deeney ran fifty yards to remonstrate with the referee at one stage late in the first half. And some people think our strikers aren't good enough?!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The thought of being in the company of a brat like Verruca Salt is more worrying.

I always envisioned Violet Beauregarde as the more annoying of the female contestants, if I'm honest.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What a sh1t prize...!!!
Surely a better prize would have been the option of a free pie for every home game attended for the 2012/13 season??

I take if you win one you'll be booing the box.

 

[Mackenzie]

I didn't realise they actually had any centre forwards until that lumbering oaf Deeney ran fifty yards to remonstrate with the referee at one stage late in the first half. And some people think our strikers aren't good enough?!

One of the highlights of the game was watching him chase a channel ball towards the south stand in the second half. Like a fat bloke running for the bus.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

One of the highlights of the game was watching him chase a channel ball towards the south stand in the second half. Like a fat bloke running for the bus.

I know he scored the penalty, but he really was shit. As was Iwelumo. Neither of them did a thing.