God bless the Argus AGAIN!

[wunt be druv]

Thank God the Argus put the story about that poor vegetarian woman who was nearly poisoned to death by a piece of chicken in McDonalds,I think we should start an appeal to raise money to pay for counselling for her to help overcome such a terrible ordeal or maybe she should get a life,stop moaning and running to the local press with a non story about total bollocks! I am sure though,all the millions of starving people in the world will have complete sympathy for her.

 

[desprateseagull]

was she 'near;ly' poisoned because she wasa veggie, or because the chicken was crap?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is "nearly poisoned" anything like "not poisoned"?

 

[BLOCK F]

Thank God the Argus put the story about that poor vegetarian woman who was nearly poisoned to death by a piece of chicken in McDonalds,I think we should start an appeal to raise money to pay for counselling for her to help overcome such a terrible ordeal or maybe she should get a life,stop moaning and running to the local press with a non story about total bollocks! I am sure though,all the millions of starving people in the world will have complete sympathy for her.

Agree..............what a precious pillock!

 

[Randsta]

In Maccy D's you take the risk by ordering anything in there!

 

[albion534]

Not seen the story, but is she pictured in the argus holding what should have been her actual order whilst looking into the camera for sympathy??

 

[El Presidente]

Almost as good as this story......

A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.

The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.

A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.

"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value."

The crime took place at 10.45am on Sunday.

The suspect was described as a black teenager.

 

[blue'n'white]

Is "nearly poisoned" anything like "not poisoned"?

Exactly the bloody same ! Another non story

 

[darters74]

Almost as good as this story......

Excellent, a real-life Turd Burglar!!!

 

[ees complicated no?]

why was she eating chicken if she was a veggie ? or is that why she almost was poisoned because she was close to eating it ?

 

[Scarface]

Almost as good as this story......

At least this one is funny!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Excellent, a real-life Turd Burglar!!!

The suspect was described as a black teenager.

Was this before or after the incident?

 

[piersa]

why give these people any airtime at all. Vegetarians who are vege because they don't want to opress animals can kiss my big brown stink pot. deluded idiots. They all look unwell, have stinklocks, metal crap all over their face.

 

[Triggaaar]

I had a Big Mac once, and there was almost some beef in it

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I had a Big Mac once, and there was almost some beef in it

Not likely.

 

[Triggaaar]

Almost as good as this story......A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.

The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.

A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.

"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value."

The crime took place at 10.45am on Sunday.

The suspect was described as a black teenager.

Seems unfair calling him a bag-snatcher, he was clearly just a good samaritan.

 

[perseus]

Shock, there is real chicken in the chicken at McDonalds. Free advertising. Don't taste like chicken to me, tastes like cardboard.