Girls that could turn a gay or men that could turn a straight.

[Spun Cuppa]

KJ?


There are a few gay's up here.

Have a look at the pic in post #1

 

[little al]

Ah, Katherine!!

She is lush.

 

[little al]

We get more fatties than fitties.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Ah, Katherine!!

She is lush.

Going off at a tangent is bang to rights proof of latent benniehood I'm afraid and you've been right found out

 

[little al]

Going off at a tangent is bang to rights proof of latent benniehood I'm afraid and you've been right found out

In English please?

 

[8ace]

 

[Lush]

yummmm....

Ooh - I can SEE THEIR PANTS!

 

[Seagull73]

Neil Warnock does actually look he has been taken out of a drag contest to manage his team...?

 

[footychick]

That's not a very good pic of Katherine Jenkins.
She could turn me gay.

 

[fire&skill]

Girl: Halle Berry

Bloke: Jude Law, Steve McQueen, Hugh Jackman, Clint Eastwood, Jason Isaacs.

Right. I'm off to shag a load of women now. Honest.

I'll get me coat.

 

[crodonilson]

 

[The Wizard]

That's not a very good pic of Katherine Jenkins.
She could turn me gay.

Who's your dream woman then?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Who's your dream woman then?

As long as I can bring the video camera

 

[NMH]

This is just right for this ....sorry zis thread.

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[NMH]

Not really, gay's f*** anyone.

To be fair, the rules of attraction being straight allow for a pretty wide spectrum of the women in the world. Even the occasional chubby bird can qualify if she's pretty, or sometimes a bit of rough with an amazing fit body....

The thing about going after the ladies is that they require we tick certain boxes before...er... we can dick certain boxes. A certain coolness, no smell of desperation, a bit of dosh maybe or evidence thereof, and confidence.
Gays I think, often will cut to the chase and without any mating dance or character inspections. The fudge-packing buggerers often have a rather singular agenda.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

To be fair, the rules of attraction being straight allow for a pretty wide spectrum of the women in the world. Even the occasional chubby bird can qualify if she's pretty, or sometimes a bit of rough with an amazing fit body....

The thing about going after the ladies is that they require we tick certain boxes before...er... we can dick certain boxes. A certain coolness, no smell of desperation, a bit of dosh maybe or evidence thereof, and confidence.
Gays I think, often will cut to the chase and without any mating dance or character inspections. The fudge-packing bastards often have a rather singular agenda.

oops!

You talk absolute rot with so much authority. If you're to be believed, by day you're a misogynist who seems unable to empathise with his fellow man yet gets in a right old state about animal suffering and by night you're the milk tray man who's well hard in pub fights.

............"fudge-packing bastards" .............- and you're a homophobic BHA steward. I think that's called irony.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

...changed bastard to buggerer, I see. Worried people will see you as a bigot?

 

[SussexHoop]

Not a good picture of Katherine Jenkins - I've seen her 3 times and reasonably close up and she is drop dead gorgeous. Accompanied on 2 of those occasions by ladies and they both said the same. My wife said 'I know I sound like a lesbian but I couldn't take my eyes off her. She's stunning'. 'My wife & Katherine Jenkins' has been added to my catalogue of sexual fantasies ... as well as the catalogue of another member of NSC!

Off to the Brighton Centre next week for round 4

 

[Cian]

...changed bastard to buggerer, I see. Worried people will see you as a bigot?

Its a little bit late for him to be worried on that front.

 

[ryeseagull]

He's beautiful.

He's a manly man.