german phrases help

[NMH]

Blaase mir eine, du schlampe.

"tell me one thing, where you reside?"

 

[NMH]

Schnelle schnelle Kartoffel

Vom wo bist der schon 'very fast potatos'?

 

[Collar Feeler]

Try some of these:

Ich möchte in Ihren Schwarzwald sehr vorwärts gehen.
I would very much like to advance into your black forest.

Ich denke, dass haarige Beine auf einer Frau besonders wünschenswert sind.
I think hairy legs on a woman is particularly desirable.

Konnte ich Sie zu einem Spiel dessen herausfordern verbergen den bratwurst?
Could I challenge you to a game of hide the bratwurst?

Irgendwelche Chance von two's mit Ihrem Genossen?
Any chance of two's up with your mate?

 

[Lankyseagull]

Vorsprung durch technik?

 

[gullshark]

My god, this german is terrible

 

[Billy the Fish]

One from eric cartman:

Es ist zeit fur rache
Wir mussen die juden ausrotten

 

[Scotty Mac]

after finding a pub that sells magners on tap, i am feeling confident of all of these having some sort of result!

any more?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

surely they speak english? everyone does

just point and talk a little bit louder

ALWAYS does the trick

don't f*** around speaking all that FOREIGN shit

 

[Gully]

Try what I did, learn Dutch but speak it with a German accent, usually seemed to work!!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

For the thoughtful Fraulein:

Arbeit Macht Frei!

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!

In tricky situations:

Ich haber in de ein hose gerscheissen

alternatively, go to "babel fish" online for instant translation of any English phrase into German.

 

[csider]

Sieg heil?

Suckenze cok jah, iz good baby. Works in the films......

 

[Buzzer]

das eichhornchen ist in dem baum.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ich hab' schon Jahrelang nicht solche Scheisse gelesen. Brighton fans sind wirklich schwul und doof.

 

[TonyW]

there are currently two very attractive german ladies in the hostel i am staying in. however, my small grasp of the german language coming from my gcse days is proving pretty unsuccessful, as there is only so far that asking someone where they live and if they have any brothers or sisters can get you. the line my sister is a cabbage was also met with a less than enthusiastic response

anyone out there have any german phrases i can use to wow these ladies off of their feet?

Sorry the only German phrases I have been taught (with quite embarrassing consequences) are:

Your tractor is very beautiful and

Your bottom is a as big as my house.

Haven't asked my "German speaking" mate for any advice since then - the bastard.

 

[itszamora]

According to the internet, 'i want to slip it into your back doors', is 'ich möchte es in Ihre Hintertüren gleiten'.

Happy hunting

 

[Nibble]

Lech mich am arsch.

Kiss my arse

 

[Les Biehn]

Die klapperslang

the rattlesnake

 

[Nibble]

Die klapperslang

the rattlesnake

 

[Lethargic]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist von den aardvarks voll

Always found the German ladies go for the Aardvark instead,something to do with the long tongue - instant winner.

Don't forget the late night favourite...
Ich komme, Ich komme,Ich komme!!!