General Election 2010 All-Nighter Edition

[Notters]

Eastbourne due any minute apparently

Come on Lloyd

 

[Giraffe]

Who is this old bint?

 

[Giraffe]

Come on Lloyd

Barry?

 

[Bozza]

Kirstie Allsopp. Loopy. Would.

 

[Giraffe]

I'm caught between a rock and a hard place here.

If I go out of one door, I'll wake Florence, 7 months.
If go out of the other door - the towards the kitchen, I'll wake Mrs Nylon.

I have my beer here, but no food. Schoolboy error.

Similar position I need food, wife asleep next to me, children asleep across the hall, dogs asleep in the middle. Hmmm do I risk the wrath of all of them by making a trip downstairs to the kitchen?

Ooh a cartoonist. Not quite Rolf is he.

 

[Giraffe]

Kirstie Allsopp. Loopy. Would.

I think your Mrs has been pregnant too long

Over to the carrot crunchers in Exeter

 

[Bluejuice]

Kirstie Allsopp. Loopy. Would.

I REALLY have a thing for that woman. Shame she's bonkers

 

[pasty]

Labour hold Exeter

 

[Bry Nylon]

Similar position I need food, wife asleep next to me, children asleep across the hall, dogs asleep in the middle. Hmmm do I risk the wrath of all of them by making a trip downstairs to the kitchen?

Ooh a cartoonist. Not quite Rolf is he.

I might slip out and go down the fire station to watch the rest of it.

Red Watch are on tonight, and they make good bacon sandwiches.

 

[Giraffe]

Biggest losers in this election so far are the lib dems. All this talk of the Clegg factor, but no one has voted for them. If they can't make a breakthrough now when will they ever? I have an image of Nick Clegg stood in front of a mirror preening himself, wondering why such a beautiful individual can't be prime minister!!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Waterson has Eastbourne according to the Herald blog

 

[Bozza]

I've got a sack of crisps to keep me going.

My box of Westons Organic is amazing - nomatter how many glasses I pour myself there always seems to be at least one more left in it.

There's no way I'm falling asleep - there's a monster spider tracking across the wall behind me and I know that if I doze off he'll be straight in my mouth.

 

[Titanic]

Waterson has Eastbourne according to the Herald blog

Hurrah!

 

[Giraffe]

Another rabble in Scotland!

 

[Titanic]

Very rude and noisy rabble in Glasgow.

 

[pasty]

WOOHOO! I've just found a whole packet of mini chocolate swiss rolls

 

[Moshe Gariani]

LibDems just walked out of hall in Eastbourne... can't sodding believe that Nigel Waterson will continue

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Hurrah!

sod off Titanic... do you know anything about the bloke?

 

[Giraffe]

I've got a sack of crisps to keep me going.

My box of Westons Organic is amazing - nomatter how many glasses I pour myself there always seems to be at least one more left in it.

There's no way I'm falling asleep - there's a monster spider tracking across the wall behind me and I know that if I doze off he'll be straight in my mouth.

Mrs Giraffe tried to tell me the other day that on average each person eats two spiders a year in their sleep and that's why you sometimes wake with that sudden cough. So I'm staying up tonight too!!!!!

Need to make a quiet dash for the crisps or chocolate, although have just spotted a bottle of lucozade sport in the corner of the room which may do the trick!

 

[Titanic]

This is going down to the wire... Lib/Lab pact with Harriet Harperson as PM and Vince Cable as Chancellor ??