Gareth Bale = Cock

[Norman Potting]

Oh posh spice is a slapper
she really isn't thorough
when she's registering patents
She forgets Peterborough


It's a work in progress.

Today's second LOL moment!

 

[Davemania]

I mean does Bale not realise what an absolute bellend he looks running towards the camera making a little heart shape with his hands?

 

[GreersElbow]

He's a joy to watch...then he celebrates....

thats precisely it, he is going to be a top player. But that googling celebration....

 

[The Camel]

sh*t logo, sh*t celebration, awesome player

FYP

Does it really matter what he does when he scores?

We are just lucky to be able to see such a great talent on these shores.

He'll be off to Barca soon.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That is quality, so now a £140k a week licked bottom monkey boy is trying to make money off the back of his goal scoring celebrations... does it get any better?

Edit: If this was already said I apologise... I can't be doing with going through so many posts.