Further to my chat with Harty on the phone in.....

[Lokki 7]

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

ahhhh...thankyou for that young man.

 

[Hiney]

I would struggle to describe the movement of the 'masturbating hand' during the vinegar strokes as a 'caress'

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why is it named after the popular "condom"-ent? Is it to do with "balls"-amic vinegar?

 

[maffew]

Right - our newest member is called "medina" - this is a town in Saudi, so using the logic of our two "secret agents" we must be due for an announcement from a middle-eastern gent regarding a take over.

I was told this by a former Sussex FreeAd journo who shares his name with a famous goldfish.

Ssssshhhh!!!!!!

Think you've found them out. Or they could live in Medina Villas/Terrace/Place/House in Hove

 

[Faldo]

Why is it named after the popular "condom"-ent? Is it to do with "balls"-amic vinegar?

Think of the face you would pull if swallowing down a glass of vinegar...

 

[Parson Henry]

That was a proper coffee spitting moment. Thanks Dave.

Lokki ..you know it

 

[Parson Henry]

I would struggle to describe the movement of the 'masturbating hand' during the vinegar strokes as a 'caress'

Why?

 

[Rusco]

what's a vinegar stroke?

From the Viz Profanisaurus

Vinager Strokes. n. Of Males on the job, the final climactic stages of intercourse, or masturbation. "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was was getting to the vinegar strokes. I nearly ran in to the car in front " From the similar facial expression of supping vinegar

 

[Lord Bracknell]

....... our new member called 'Journo'
who is probably an Argus mole seeing who knows what.

No he's not.

 

[Ernest]

It's quite simple, Dick Tight has seen SENSE thanks to me and despite Saturdays lucky win KNOWS that with the lardy Jocko joke in charge we will get relegated and the potless pillock KNOWS he has to sack Magoo and his cohorts.
And the big SECRET is that Magoo's replacement will be a TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH manager and his name is PETER REID

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

It's quite simple, Dick Tight has seen SENSE thanks to me and despite Saturdays lucky win KNOWS that with the lardy Jocko joke in charge we will get relegated and the potless pillock KNOWS he has to sack Magoo and his cohorts.
And the big SECRET is that Magoo's replacement will be a TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH manager and his name is PETER REID

You just get better and better Ernest

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It's quite simple, Dick Tight has seen SENSE thanks to me and despite Saturdays lucky win KNOWS that with the lardy Jocko joke in charge we will get relegated and the potless pillock KNOWS he has to sack Magoo and his cohorts.
And the big SECRET is that Magoo's replacement will be a TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH manager and his name is PETER REID

See ERNEST and his ARS are the first with the REAL NEWS for REAL supporters

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Whatever it is the eventual story will start with 'Albion manager Mark McGhee...'

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Re: Re: Re: Further to my chat with Harty on the phone in.....

Is this news about the delayed Jan 8th takeover

Where's Withdean and I when you need him?

 

[smudge]

 

[El Presidente]

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.

It's also known as the "Billy Mill Roundabout" and occurs just before the "Jesters Shoes" (the moment just after you jizz when your toes curl up in a similar vein to that of a Jester's curly shoes)

 

[surrey jim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Further to my chat with Harty on the phone in.....

Where's Withdean and I when you need him?

he's on a trip to Russia to look for a businessman who is interested in investing money in a British football club therefore saving his reputation

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

We are all ment to be in this together, FANS UNITED,fighting the same course, If you know somthing worth knowing,then tell us all.

If not,shut up.

 

[The Large One]

They're full of shit. They've got nothing to say, so they're not saying it. Simple, really.