Funny sounding ailments / illnesses

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Club foot.

Just sounds humourous.

Does anyone on NSC have club foot?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've got Club Foot by Kasabian. Does that count?

My favourite is Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Nice handy catch-all for when an adult dies suddenly and the doctors run out of ideas.

And odd how the Winter Vomiting virus just happens to coincide with the Xmas party and drink yerself stupid season

 

[Monkey Man]

I know a girl with acute angina.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I know a girl with acute angina.

and she's got a ................................

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

and she's got a ................................

smashing pair of tits?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Cobblers Nob.

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

AIDS

 

[tricky]

Human monkey pox

 

[Titanic]

Galloping Knobrot.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I cam across one last night... Cabinetmakers disease

 

[champion7]

I have Takayasu Arteritis(not curable)

 

[footychick]

Man-flu

 

[John Dorian]

Man-flu

Erm, sorry wrong thread. This thread is for FUNNY-SOUNDING ailments, not LIFE-threatening illnesses. That is all.

 

[The Spanish]

shingles sounds a lot more jolly than I imagine it is.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

I have Takayasu Arteritis(not curable)

Have you not tried Prednisone?

 

[Gritt23]

The Clap.

As if you are going to offer a round of applause for getting it.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Not funny sounding but my ringpiece is inside out at this moment in time. Kid you not. Caused by straining too hard. And it's f***ing horrid man.

Worse still, my doctor won't help. He's like, well if the Anusol ain't working push it back in yourself, or if you don't want to do that ASK SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU. Can you imagine? "Oh hi mum, happy birthday, here's your flowers, by the way *bends over* would you mind pushing my arsehole that currently resembles a pair of pursed lips back in please? You know, for old times sake"
"Melanie, could you invoice this for me please - oh and while you're there, would you mind pushing my chocolate starfish back in for me? Ta"

f*** that shit.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Stealers Wheel
Spooky Tooth
Athlete's foot.

 

[The Large One]

St Vitus Dance.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Restless legs