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surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,159
Bevendean
appologies if already posted before:

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surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,159
Bevendean
anyone good at photoshop??? took it off holmesdale anyway!
 




saltash seagull

New member
Mar 1, 2004
4,480
cornwall
think we are the laughing stock at the moment
 




tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,008
In my computer
this is funnier:

This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

Again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face right up against the box, he said again, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"









"I heard you the first time!"
said the centipede " I'm just putting my fu**ing shoes on."
 


SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,760
Thames Ditton
tedebear said:
this is funnier:

This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

Again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face right up against the box, he said again, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"









"I heard you the first time!"
said the centipede " I'm just putting my fu**ing shoes on."
love that :lolol:
 












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