surrey jim
Not in Surrey
appologies if already posted before:
love thattedebear said:this is funnier:
This guy was lonely, so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
Again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face right up against the box, he said again, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
"I heard you the first time!"
said the centipede " I'm just putting my fu**ing shoes on."