Funny Football Chants

[Simster]

Park park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your home country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse,
eating rats in a council house


something like that.....

Yep, and it's one of the funniest chants I've ever heard at a soccerball match.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Howsabout this one:-

Two Andy Goram's
There's only two Andy Goram's..

 

[Renns]

We've got money we can fold!
We get christmas presents, we get christmas presents na na na na
Away at Port Vale a couple of seasons back i believe

 

[Garage_Doors]

My Favourite was when we were playing either Plymouth or Torquay (can't remember, but someone will) at Withdean and we upended one of there’s and they chanted, "You dirty Northern bastards,” never heard us called that before

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Colchester away 'XR3's and Fluffy dice do dah do dah'

'Your too ugly to be gay' aimed at any over worked up away fan.

But we have the best chant ever, all together now 'Good ol Sussex by the sea..'

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

'Is that all she gets at home?'
Whenever a streaker comes on the pitch, most notably at Orient last season.

'We've got running water/central heating/inside toilets la la la la'
To anyone from up north.

'I'm wicked and I'm lazy
I'm Mick McCarthy's baby'
When Mick McCarthy was in charge of Ireland.

 

[Horsham Gull]

whered you get your (something cant remember) from.....woolworths woolworths at the withdean

 

[Taybha]

Miiiiiiillllllwwwwaaaaaaaaallls made me laugh " to the iranian fan who had travelled to the den to be taunted with " your sheeiite and you know you are.

 

[GT49er]

One of my favourites came from an unlikely source - Glasgow Rangers fans. In a European Cup match against Leeds United (yes, it was a while ago) Eric Cantona was having an off-day and just wasn't getting into the game at all.

Cue a rousing chorus from the Rangers fans of "Ou est Cantona, I said ou est Cantona". Not bad, I thought.

 

[Gully]

I like the song that Raith and Dunfermline sing, to the tune of the Adams family:

They're dirty and they're smelly,
they come from near Lochgelly,
they have'nae got a telly,
the Cowden family!

 

[Northstander]

Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
He coulda won the cup
But he f***ed it up
Viva John Terry

Man Utd recently to Chelsea

 

[Yoda]

don't knock it 'til you try it (to PNE)

Forgot about that, can anyone remember some of the chants sung at the kid with the Arsenal shirt on?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Stamford Bridge was so quiet on Saturday Hull fans were singing: "Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple shake the tree; Agadoo, doo, doo, football in a library".

 

[7:18]

Hit The Bar
Hit The Bar
Hit The Bar!

this year in the penalty showdown

 

[Djmiles]

Where'd you get your hat from, POUNDSHOP POUNDSHOP.

There must be funnier ones, but it's too late to think of any!

 

[CheeseRolls]

We're going to nick your books and bicycles - Oxford Away some time in the 90's was an old favourite of mine

 

[Da Man Clay]

Hit The Bar
Hit The Bar
Hit The Bar!

this year in the penalty showdown

Always sung at pretty much any opposition penalty since that night against Swindon!

 

[Golden Oldie]

"What a waste of Honey" sung at the keeper at Gillingham in the brown and yellow hooped shirt? Can't remember who he played for, but even he was having a laugh about it.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

"Steals from the poor, gives to the rich, Colin Gear (?) is a queer"

Sung at a fellow Brighton fan at Burnley (?) a few years back?

 

[jaylondon22]

From a few years ago:

Tony Adam's magic,
Hes got a massive knob,
And when he saw caprice,
He shoved it in her go,
He stuck it in her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down White hart Lane,
He f**ked Glen hoddles Mum!

Or:

To Re-e-wind by craig david:
Van Per-Sie
If a girl say no
molest-her