Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Ah yes - you've reminded of another.
'Palace will be the team of the 80s'
'Palace will be the team of the 80s'
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Funniest comedy line ever nominations
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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sex panther. works 60 percent of the time, EVERY time
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
Monsieur Leclerc
Café Rene. In disguise!
- Apr 24, 2006
- 554
It is I! LeClerc!
Monsieur Leclerc said:
- Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once...
- Gid Moaning!
I love that programme.
Can't recall the exact quote verbatim, but goes soemthing like this ....
"Good gracious; a turnip that looks exactly like a thingy"
[Baldrick] "Which is ironic, as my thingy looks exactly like a turnip."
...or something like that.
"Good gracious; a turnip that looks exactly like a thingy"
[Baldrick] "Which is ironic, as my thingy looks exactly like a turnip."
...or something like that.
Blackadder- Given the choice between meeting Sqdn Cmdr Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen, I'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time
Blackadder - Oh God, God, God, what was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
Blackadder - What is this?
Baldrick - I'm surprised you've forgotten, My Lord.
Blackadder - I haven't forgotten, it's a rhetorical question.
Baldrick - Nah, it's a potato.
And of course the immortal: I have a cunning plan...
The last episode of Blackadder still ranks, for me, as one of the greatest pieces of comedy ever made, and that last sequence has to rank as a truly great TV moment, even all these years later.
Blackadder - Oh God, God, God, what was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
Blackadder - What is this?
Baldrick - I'm surprised you've forgotten, My Lord.
Blackadder - I haven't forgotten, it's a rhetorical question.
Baldrick - Nah, it's a potato.
And of course the immortal: I have a cunning plan...
The last episode of Blackadder still ranks, for me, as one of the greatest pieces of comedy ever made, and that last sequence has to rank as a truly great TV moment, even all these years later.
FalmerforAll!**
NSC's Most Intelligent
'The thirty minutes are almost up Swindon fans,but you're not there yet. In it goes.........OH ITS GONE IN!!'
Lord Flasheart - Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face! Huh!
Or
Hi, Flasheart here. Yeah, cancel the state funeral, tell the King to stop blubbing. Flash is not dead. I simply ran out of juice! Yeah, and before all the girls start saying "Oh, what's the point of living anymore", I'm talking about petrol! Woof, woof!
Or
No, not in half an hour, you rubber-desk johnny. Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back to England and give your wife something to hang her towels on.
Or
Hi, Flasheart here. Yeah, cancel the state funeral, tell the King to stop blubbing. Flash is not dead. I simply ran out of juice! Yeah, and before all the girls start saying "Oh, what's the point of living anymore", I'm talking about petrol! Woof, woof!
Or
No, not in half an hour, you rubber-desk johnny. Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back to England and give your wife something to hang her towels on.
Withdean Wanderer
Banned
Baldrick: I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick. Let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick. Let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.
coventrygull
the right one
From Woody Allens "Love and Death"
Sex without love is an empty experience but as an empty experience its one of the best
Sex without love is an empty experience but as an empty experience its one of the best
¡Cereal Killer!
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
rospants said:
Love it 
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,888
'Please stay off the pitch while Sam and the lads complete a lap of honour'
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Peter Sellers/The Pink Panther/1964
"Does your dog bite?" asks Inspector Clouseau.
"No" says man behind counter.
*Clouseau leans in to pat the dog which reacts by snarling and snapping biting the Insectors hand*.
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOES NOT BITE?"Clouseau says.
"That is not my dog." the man behind the counter replys.
"Does your dog bite?" asks Inspector Clouseau.
"No" says man behind counter.
*Clouseau leans in to pat the dog which reacts by snarling and snapping biting the Insectors hand*.
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOES NOT BITE?"Clouseau says.
"That is not my dog." the man behind the counter replys.
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,446
"Monty, you terrible twattwattwattwat"
very funny
very funny
Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
"About as convincing as a giraffe in dark glasses, trying to get into a polar bears only golf club"
Double Hard Bastard
New member
- Oct 16, 2006
- 392
If i don't finish my meditation, I