No contest. Away to Barnsley many years ago just after the celery craze. Apparently someone had told Krispies that just because we weren't allowed to throw celery any more we could try substitutung a range of market vegetables. Hence he turned up with a large marrow. I'm guessing it wasn't his lunch because, right there on the terrace behind the goal he started waiving said marrow in the air whilst singing 'On Ilkley Moor Bah't 'at' at the top of his voice in a fake Jerkshire accent.
At this point he was spoken to by 2 members of the local constanbulary one of who was earnestly telling him that he couldn't bring a large vegetable in to the ground (which is bollocks as anyone who has seen Warren Aspinall play will attest) while the other was trying very hard not to laugh. Guinness Boy and mate from Worthing had failed to stifle the giggles however and were lucky not to be spoken to themselves as it was all they could do to stand up.
At this point he was spoken to by 2 members of the local constanbulary one of who was earnestly telling him that he couldn't bring a large vegetable in to the ground (which is bollocks as anyone who has seen Warren Aspinall play will attest) while the other was trying very hard not to laugh. Guinness Boy and mate from Worthing had failed to stifle the giggles however and were lucky not to be spoken to themselves as it was all they could do to stand up.