Fruit all over the M1!

[Twinkle Toes]

A lorry has shed its cargo of fruit all over the road near Newport Pagnell on the north-bound carriageway. Understandably, a large tailback has developed as the road is cleared of debris. The poor motorists must be going bananas..

 

[fleet]

If they drive through it it could become a sticky situation. Maybe causing more of a jam.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Are there Cuecumbers building up?

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I have just seen it when i was PARSNIP by

 

[Gazwag]

lettuce see how many fruit puns we get

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I heard the driver`s TOM TOM had broken down

 

[SurreySeagulls]

The motorists must be in disPEAR over the delays

 

[Gazwag]

Hate being stuck in a traffic jam like that, there's nowhere to take a leek

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Reports coming in that the driver banged his head and has a Cauliflower ear

 

[Giraffe]

I don't think we should all get MELON COLLIE over a silly road accident.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Can't someone in the queue post a regular update on their Blackberry?

 

[Badger]

I wonder what happened to make it all go so pear-shaped

 

[Mendoza]

The police have to be RAISIN the question how this all happened

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Apparently, some of the clean-up team have been involved in verbal exchanges with angry motorists. The drivers didn't take too kindly to seeing workers blowing RASPBERRIES towards them.

 

[MORTY]

Is there a B t route people can take?

 

[Jahooli]

Driver reported to be feeling a bit of a plum

 

[Jahooli]

This is a lemontable situation.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I hope the drivers have switched their engines off whilst they're in that jam (!). It's only right that at times like this they should CONSERVE energy.

 

[Gonzo]

I'd be going f***ing BANANAS if i were there

 

[NMH]

They might have to ORR-ANGE another route, as the traffic JAM will be APPLE-ING.
Time to GRAPE-LL with the buttons on the Tom-Tom or BLACKBERRY.


If I were them, I'd call the boss and you'd see a MANGO to the PEACH to see if there are any bikini-clad DAMSONS in distress who'd GUAVA look at my PLUMS.