Friday's caption competition

[Theatre of Trees]

Captions please

 

[Lammy]

nice tits.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

the ioc's new policy of using irish pacemakers in cycling did not go down well

 

[Superphil]

He He He, don't tell the women but I've got a motor on this sucker!

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Motorcyclist proves Pink and Blue DO go'.

 

[Braders]

" and its france in 2nd ,3rd,4th and 5th"

 

[Sir Royston thorne]

O.K. I know someone round here ordered a 10" meat feast and garlic bread !

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Distracted by a group of pretty females, Lance Armstrong's attempt on another Tour De France title ended in disaster...

 

[wadhurstseagull]

F****** Bank Holiday traffic!

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Mr. McTavish, what about our tip?

 

[Marc]

man on motorbike steals red make-up kit at olympics