Fridays Caption Competition Part II

[Northstander]

 

[Bigtomfu]

THE CHINESE STATE CIRCUS STRUGGLED TO FIND GOOD ACTS ANYMORE.

 

[Gully]

John Prescott resorts to desperate measures when he can no longer fit through any of the doors on his Jags.

 

[Faldo]

After watching 'Supersize Me', Manning finally decided to get his act together.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Its still x marks the spot!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Desperate measures are called for after Meat Loaf spends the tour's entire travel budget on food

 

[Gazwag]

After falling from a first floor window Miss Plump wonders how the hell she will get the 12 year old boy from out of her arse

 

[BtonBelle]

"Jhon Prescott's Wife decided it was time to take some action"

 

[Biscuit]

The definition of stress.

Ric Waller launchs new line in sports bicycles.

 

[Pavilionaire]

The fat girl worked up a sweat as she rode the chopper furiously...

 

[Lokki 7]

Organisers of the Tour de France claim the elimination of performance enhancing drugs has not effected riders performances.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Organisers of the Tour de France claim the elimination of performance enhancing drugs has not effected riders performances.

For me that's the winner so far.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Look - no saddle.

 

[Trufflehound]

The truth about Posh Spice becomes clear as she is caught leaving the Hall of Mirrors...

 

[lost in london]

Fat woman's arse eats bike.

 

[BtonBelle]

After falling from a first floor window Miss Plump wonders how the hell she will get the 12 year old boy from out of her arse


Fantastic

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Miss Plump's wheels had been consideringly larger before she started the London to Brighton ride.