Friday Joke

[SurreySeagulls]

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[footychick]

 

[TSB]

Hilarious.......zzzzzz

What the hell is lifeline!?

 

[Marc]

haha like it

 

[cannedheat]

Wicked, but the Guardian readers will not like it.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

What was the outcome? Have you taken the job as a truck driver or not?

 

[Les Biehn]

Wicked, but the Guardian readers will not like it.

Yeah, whats their problem? Racism is well funny.

 

[tedebear]

I should have told that one at the Home Office in croydon this morning - would have gone down a treat!!

 

[cannedheat]

Yeah, whats their problem? Racism is well funny.

homophobia is not funny but for the sake of your very unfunny username you have overlooked it.

 

[Les Biehn]

homophobia is not funny but for the sake of your very unfunny username you have overlooked it.

Please tell me how my username is homophobic.

 

[Munkfish]

homophobia is not funny but for the sake of your very unfunny username you have overlooked it.

You goon he's the son of the director micheal behin

 

[Les Biehn]

You goon he's the son of the director micheal behin

Dad is an actor but thank you anyway dear boy. Not my fault he gave me the first name Leslie.

 

[Munkfish]

Dad is an actor but thank you anyway dear boy. Not my fault he gave me the first name Leslie.

Sorry Sir would help if i could spell properly aswell!

Although i must say it was a bit short sighted by your father!

 

[dannyboy]

I should have told that one at the Home Office in croydon this morning - would have gone down a treat!!

talking of treats

i put a peanut up my bum this morning , just pulled it out and it came out a treat

 

[Les Biehn]

Sorry Sir would help if i could spell properly aswell!

Although i must say it was a bit short sighted by your father!

Unfortunately he may be one of the greatest living actors today but he isn't the brightest man. American you see.