Friday afternoon debate: The 'M' in MILF

[Ernest]

Is Mrs Hut an MILF then ?

I don't know about that but you're a WILF

 

[The Hitcher]

Well the 'm' can be changed, e.g GILF

 

[Beach Hut]

I don't know about that but you're a WILF

Explain dear boy.........................

 

[readingstockport]

Mum. Had anyone actually heard of the phrase before it was in american pie?

Yep.

In fact I've never seen American Pie.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I've tried the alternatives, none has really been a go-er.
If I need a small m, I just paste it from the word "message" in the 'quote message in reply?' bit you see below. If I need a capital M, I paste it from the 'all times are GMT' a bit further down.

I suppose I should take the keyboard to be repaired, but it'd cost more than fifty beer tokens, and I'm actually getting quite used to it now anyway.

So much hassle Easy. You can get a new keyboard for less than a tenner at PC World (probably). Less than 4 pints anyway.

Lazy fecker.

 

[Grendel]

I suppose I should take the keyboard to be repaired, but it'd cost more than fifty beer tokens, and I'm actually getting quite used to it now anyway.

Why not prise a button off that you never use - that key with the useless symbols on it next to the "1" instantly springs to mind - and push it back in where the "M" should be? Sure, it would have the wrong symbols on it but you could cut out a sticky label and write an "M" on it or something.

 

[Easy 10]

So much hassle Easy. You can get a new keyboard for less than a tenner at PC World (probably). Less than 4 pints anyway.

Lazy fecker.

Unfortunately its a LAPTOP, not just a keyboard.

Why not prise a button off that you never use - that key with the useless symbols on it next to the "1" instantly springs to mind - and push it back in where the "M" should be? Sure, it would have the wrong symbols on it but you could cut out a sticky label and write an "M" on it or something.

I would do that - but the actual rubber membrain that sits underneath the key has gone as well - Casper really did a job on it, the little fucker.

 

[colinpants]

The old vag get a bit sloppy after they've had a few tho'.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Unfortunately its a LAPTOP, not just a keyboard.

Buy a USB keyboard anyway, plug it into the laptop and use it!

 

[Munkfish]

what about vintage bintage?

 

[Arthur]

I normally go to the gym on the way to work in the morning but I was a lazy bastard this morning so didn't have time.

So today I made a rare lunchtime visit. Other than the Bristol City players going through their paces, I was quite amazed at what I'm sure Buzzer would refer to as some cracking 'MILF talent'.

But, as I worked up a sweat, I got round to thinking - is the 'M' in MILF mandatory in order to qualify for MILF-ness? Does some sort of child-bearing have to have happened?

Or is it more a case of (and I can't be arsed with the acronyms) 'In her thirties and I'd like to f***' or something similar.

NSC - over to you...

According to wiktionary (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF)

MILF has become a much-used descriptor on the Internet for pornography sites featuring women mostly between the ages of 35 and 50.

 

[Ernest]

Explain dear boy.........................

I can't its RUDE

 

[Easy 10]

Buy a USB keyboard anyway, plug it into the laptop and use it!

Kind of defeats the object of having a laptop - having an additional keyboard hanging out of it. No, the cut and paste is working alright, its only CTRL+V.

Doddle.

 

[Bozza]

Reporting in from "the Action Zone" play area at a pub type place and there is one absolute MILF here, signified by kids in tow.

No sign of any rings on the wedding finger. Buzzer - is this something that one should look out for?

 

[Scotty Mac]

has to be an m - as by the some token, gilf has to feature a g

 

[tedebear]

has to be an m - as by the some token, gilf has to feature a g

Giraffe?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Giraffe?

interesting concept - but the correct answer is GRANDMOTHER