Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Sorry, I know this has been covered elsewhere, but I hadn't seen this HILARIO link before today, so thought it was worth a recycle:
FREEDMAN ON FRIDAY: I'm in the middle of building Crystal Palace up | This is Croydon
Highlights:
"MY NAME was touted as odds-on favourite for the managerial vacancy at Bolton Wanderers on Tuesday, but first of all, I'm not a betting man so it doesn't make a lot of sense to me what they're talking about.
Speculation comes with this job; either you get sacked or you get rave reviews. Either way, I can't comment on maybe some young guy in his bedroom putting money on me getting the Bolton job – it's just ridiculous.
The simple facts are that I'm in the middle of building Crystal Palace Football Club, and when I picked the club up, we were in a dark place. I think I'm halfway there in getting the club the way I want it to be, and I'm not the sort of guy to leave jobs half done. It's clear to say I'm halfway building something that I'd like to finish."
Bwahhh ha hahahaha hahahahaaaa....oh god Dougie...please stop....hang on, there's more ?
"I have to say, though, if the Scottish national job came along one day, yes, I would take it, of course. I think that's something that is built inside you, but hopefully it won't be for another 20 years' time."
Oh god my STOMACH, no no Dougie...please stop...plea....
"I think Wilfried Zaha is worth more than the £20m price tag that co-chairman Steve Parish was quoted with saying earlier this week. When I see Wilfried, especially in the company of some of the England U21s who join clubs for an awful lot of money, then I think he's got to be worth at least that amount."
AHHHH HAHHAAAAAAAAAA
*keels over*
GOD I love that club sometimes.
FREEDMAN ON FRIDAY: I'm in the middle of building Crystal Palace up | This is Croydon
Highlights:
"MY NAME was touted as odds-on favourite for the managerial vacancy at Bolton Wanderers on Tuesday, but first of all, I'm not a betting man so it doesn't make a lot of sense to me what they're talking about.
Speculation comes with this job; either you get sacked or you get rave reviews. Either way, I can't comment on maybe some young guy in his bedroom putting money on me getting the Bolton job – it's just ridiculous.
The simple facts are that I'm in the middle of building Crystal Palace Football Club, and when I picked the club up, we were in a dark place. I think I'm halfway there in getting the club the way I want it to be, and I'm not the sort of guy to leave jobs half done. It's clear to say I'm halfway building something that I'd like to finish."
Bwahhh ha hahahaha hahahahaaaa....oh god Dougie...please stop....hang on, there's more ?
"I have to say, though, if the Scottish national job came along one day, yes, I would take it, of course. I think that's something that is built inside you, but hopefully it won't be for another 20 years' time."
Oh god my STOMACH, no no Dougie...please stop...plea....
"I think Wilfried Zaha is worth more than the £20m price tag that co-chairman Steve Parish was quoted with saying earlier this week. When I see Wilfried, especially in the company of some of the England U21s who join clubs for an awful lot of money, then I think he's got to be worth at least that amount."
AHHHH HAHHAAAAAAAAAA
*keels over*
GOD I love that club sometimes.