Footballers Wives

[Robot Chicken]

Apart from Race (and occasionally Guy himself)...do any other players or player's wives (or girlfriends...) post on here? That people know about? <looks at Race>

 

[rool]

I have it on good authority that Yorkie is actually Dick knight in drag

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Race]

No idea..........cos I dont know any of them!

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Stevie Boy]

i take it life isnt the same as Footballers Wives then

 

[Lady Whistledown]

i take it life isnt the same as Footballers Wives then

You never saw Ian Walker's wife on TV then?

I think there was some documentary, featuring mainly Leicester players, a couple of years back.

Ian Walker's missus was fulfilling the Tanya Turner role to the full, complete with vacant expression, orange tan, inappropriately skimpy dresses at formal functions, mock Tudor mansion filled with tasteless artefacts, carved wild animals, leopardskin trim everywhere and the pre-requisite convertible motor. Not to mention complete ignorance of the rules of football.


As for Wayne Rooney's other half

 

[dougdeep]

Ben Andrew's Girlfriend?

 

[magoo]

No idea..........cos I dont know any of them!

such a snob........

 

[Race]

such a snob........

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I think that as the average age of the squad that is left is about 21/22, we are more likely to get Footballers Mums on here.....

...and shouldn't it be Footballers Partners these days - we can't assume that they will all have other halves of the opposite sex!

 

[NMH]

You never saw Ian Walker's wife on TV then?

I think there was some documentary, featuring mainly Leicester players, a couple of years back.

Ian Walker's missus was fulfilling the Tanya Turner role to the full, complete with vacant expression, orange tan, inappropriately skimpy dresses at formal functions, mock Tudor mansion filled with tasteless artefacts, carved wild animals, leopardskin trim everywhere and the pre-requisite convertible motor. Not to mention complete ignorance of the rules of football.

Er.....is she famed for her depth and intellect?

 

[NMH]

Let's put ourselves in the place of famous and youthful blokes with women throwing themselves at us, and see what pre-requisites we would place as important when interviewing partners.
I'll start;

Must have amazing buttocks, stunning looks, accept every sexual position and without refusal at any time, and with the ability to suck a golf-ball through a 50ft garden hose without stopping to take breath.
Must also have class.

See what I've done there?

 

[ditchy]

I think that as the average age of the squad that is left is about 21/22, we are more likely to get Footballers Mums on here.....

footballers milfs !

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Ben Andrew's Girlfriend?

She wasn't REALLY Ben Andrews' girlfriend though.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Not all footballers wives are stunners,I seem to remember Tony Adams' ex had a face like a rat catchers glove.

 

[Jim D]

Must be something about Arsenal then because Ray Parlour's ex was the same.

 

[Race]

Not all footballers wives are stunners,I seem to remember Tony Adams' ex had a face like a rat catchers glove.

And not all footballers are stunners either..............some are facially challenged and 'rotund' ya know

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Not all footballers wives are stunners,I seem to remember Tony Adams' ex had a face like a rat catchers glove.

Didn't he dump her for Caprice though? I hope the leggy uber-blonde doesn't have designs on our Tank...

 

[NMH]

Didn't he dump her for Caprice though? I hope the leggy uber-blonde doesn't have designs on our Tank...

Oh come come now, HE'S got a face like a rat-catchers glove!