Footballer's websites

[Dandyman]

This is utter genius:

http://www.volzy.com/index.html


Anyone got anything of similar Hofftasticness to offer ?

 

[Icy Gull]

Not Hofftastic but I did think I'd missed a transfer and Birmingham's re-instatement in the Premiership when I first looked at this website

Mooney

 

[Superphil]

 

[dunno]

Rami Shabaan is on the Icons one - complete with Albion goalkeeping jersey - nothing else about the Albion though

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Volzy.com is sheer class!

I did quite like Aki Rihilati's one - even if he was palace.

 

[Meade's Ball]

This just polished and broke my heart.


http://www.andykennedy.com/

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Wo kann ich mir meine VokuHila Frisur blondieren lassen?
Where can I get my mullet highlighted?


Brilliant





http://www.volzy.com/hoff.html


That is possibly the funnies site I have seen for ages

 

[5 past Kuipers]

I did quite like Aki Riihilati's one - even if he was palace.

You'd have to have cold Vulcan blood not to. It is warm, witty and more than a little bit strange.

 

[Dandyman]

Wo kann ich mir meine VokuHila Frisur blondieren lassen?
Where can I get my mullet highlighted?


Brilliant





http://www.volzy.com/hoff.html


That is possibly the funnies site I have seen for ages

I loved this bit:

"Being German, I love David Hasselhoff. It's actually the law back in the Motherland. For me the Hoff is almost like some kind of higher spirit. Hoff-ness is everywhere. The Hoff is a big inspiration - in times of trouble I often ask myself "how would the Hoff deal with this situation...?"

I'm actually thinking of having a mini Baywatch Tower built in my house so I can sit there in my red shorts in true Hoff style. I'm also delighted to see that he's appearing as Captain Hook in a Peter Pan panto at Wimbledon Theatre this Christmas! I'm going to have to work out a way I can meet him!

Hoff-culture now has quite a big cult following and there is lots of Hoff stuff floating around online - so here are some of my current favourites...if you have any please let me know!

Always remember, DON'T HASSLE WITH THE HOFF! "

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

"Cherry stone spitting - we can spit them further than anyone else. In the men's category, a bloke from Cologne holds the world record at 19.56m. We hold the women's record at 12.92m as well. I tried this with my friend Michael Rensing from Bayern Munich but I only got 6.72m. More practice needed."

Brilliant!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Legend.

He always will have a place in my heart after one Portsmouth Fulham game a couple of years ago.
He was hit in the bollocks twice, Got beaten by a pompy fan when he fell into the ground, got a bleeding nose and hit the bar from about 40 yards!

 

[1066gull]

www.djribilcisse.com

www.michaelowen.com

 

[Les Biehn]

Genius

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[Barrel of Fun]

www.djibrilcisse.com Didn't work, Adrie. Corrected I hope.

www.michaelowen.com

 

[1066gull]

Cisse's one had a fgood design, looks like its being updated.


Also there is Drogba as well.

http://www.didierdrogba.com/en/index.asp

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Legend.

He always will have a place in my heart after one Portsmouth Fulham game a couple of years ago.
He was hit in the bollocks twice, Got beaten by a pompy fan when he fell into the ground, got a bleeding nose and hit the bar from about 40 yards!

i was a that game with a fulham mate of mine. they all decide to give him man of the match.