Following on from the Butters thread

[Arthritic Toe]

When was the last time you shat yourself?
A couple of years ago for me, when I was ill. Went to let rip when I was in bed but it turned out to be a squirter

This is known in the trade as a "follow through".

 

[Giant Seagull]

followed through the other day

 

[Yorkie]

Cant remember actually cacking myself but i have had to suck up a stray turd when farting. Usually when you are with your mates in a pub and trying to show off in a farting competition by forcing the issue when its not quite ready!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]