Fold away/roll away camping double mattress

[Les Biehn]

Does anyone know where I can purchase a fairly cheap one of these. I have trawled the intergeek but can only really find air ones. Also I can't order on line as need it for Thursday.

Any help greatly recieved.

 

[nlf]

Will probably be quite hard to get hold of one as most shops seem to only stock the air ones. Does it absolutely have to be a double? and is that next thursday or tomorrow?

 

[Les Biehn]

Does need to be a double and tomorrow.

 

[nlf]

Oh not long to find one then, my idea is no good if it has to be a double. Have you got any camping shops in your local town? if you have have you tried ringing them and asking if they do them? Sorry not got many ideas tbh.
Are you meant to be camping in this weather?

 

[footychick]

Why can't you have an air one? We do when we go camping.

 

[Les Biehn]

Why can't you have an air one? We do when we go camping.

Not going camping and air ones make too much noise when you have the relations.

 

[Nibble]

Not going camping and air ones make too much noise when you have the relations.

You could shag her elsewhere, table, against a wall then settle into your luxury inflatable mattress for hugs and lies.

 

[footychick]

Not going camping and air ones make too much noise when you have the relations.

Oh I see

 

[Les Biehn]

Oh I see

Sorry, got to ask Footychick. Have you got big bangers?

 

[tip top]

Sorry, got to ask Footychick. Have you got big bangers?

That tickled me Leslie

 

[Les Biehn]

That tickled me Leslie

Sometimes you gotta ask.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sorry, got to ask Footychick. Have you got big bangers?

"Bangers"??

I've only ever heard one person use that expression before:

Is there something you want to tell us, "Les"?

 

[Les Biehn]

"Bangers"??

I've only ever heard one person use that expression before:

Is there something you want to tell us, "Les"?

Isn't it 'bangs', as in a hair related style.