Flirting whilst driving

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In his defence, at least he'll drive slowly when passing schools.

 

[1066gull]

Thank you 1066gull, this thread is a shining light in an otherwise doom and gloom laden binfest of a forum at the moment.

This thread is really going to the dogs (on a Friday) innit.

 

[wellquickwoody]

My fave, in summer, when in slow or stationary traffic, is to flick my business card across through an open window/sunroof/convertible etc.. Livens up the traffic jam and has worked once!

 

[Frutos]

This thread is really going to the dogs (on a Friday) innit.

Surely your expectations weren't too high when you started it?

 

[Garage_Doors]

This should be good * pulls up chair and opens pringles*

 

[Silent Bob]

Surely your expectations weren't too high when you started it?

Do you mean the thread, or roadrape?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

My fave, in summer, when in slow or stationary traffic, is to flick my business card across through an open window/sunroof/convertible etc.. Livens up the traffic jam and has worked once!

I have a slightly sleazy chum who used to do this and it did indeed work. He also learnt the smell of the ten most popular perfumes at the time and would shmoo up to a lady in a bar and say "Is that XYZ perfume? That's always been my favourite". It worked almost every time. Ridiculously easy and cynical, but he was never short of a breakfast partner.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I have a slightly sleazy chumk who used to do this and it did indeed work. He also learnt the smell of the ten most popular perfumes at the time and would shmoo up to a lady in a bar and say "Is that XYZ perfume? That's always been my favourite". It worked almost every time. Ridiculously easy and cynical, but he was never short of a breakfast partner.

That could work for Aids, but the only smell he'll recognise on a woman is rohypnol.

 

[1066gull]

That could work for Aids, but the only smell he'll recognise on a woman is rohypnol.

The only smell you recognise is your cum.

 

[CHAPPERS]

He also learnt the smell of the ten most popular perfumes at the time and would shmoo up to a lady in a bar and say "Is that XYZ perfume? That's always been my favourite". It worked almost every time. Ridiculously easy and cynical, but he was never short of a breakfast partner.

You've got to respect that hustle.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Had some new aftershave on and this fit blonde lady commented that it smelt nice and asked what it was.
Told he it was a new fragrance called "Come to me."

She had another sniff and proclaimed, "it don't smell like cum to me

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Wrong with me? I'm a GUY. I like to talk and chat with women. I don't berate them or chase them, they just like to chat and have fun. Flirting with girls is what guys dream of.

Sorry to drag this up from earlier but NO guys don't dream of flirting with girls we dream of shagging the arse off them

 

[John Bumlick]

Sorry to drag this up from earlier but NO guys don't dream of flirting with girls we dream of shagging the arse off them

some of us don't dream of doing either. we just, you know, actually do it.

 

[sam86]

Sorry, I thought this said 'Flirting whilst drinking'

 

[pasty]

Bastards, the lot of you. I've got loads of work to do this afternoon and this thread is going to make that impossible!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The only smell you recognise is your cum.

At least the 14 year girls I wank in front of CONSENT to it (I assume) unlike you who has to ram them off the road first.

You living advertisement for the NSPCC.

 

[alan partridge]

My fave, in summer, when in slow or stationary traffic, is to flick my business card across through an open window/sunroof/convertible etc.. Livens up the traffic jam

did you give a papercut to a man from Nestle?

 

[Frutos]

Bastards, the lot of you. I've got loads of work to do this afternoon and this thread is going to make that impossible!

Sorry.

 

[readingstockport]

Just when life gets boring you can rely on 1066 top drag this board back to his usual insane levels and liven things up.

Thanks and carry on everyone.

 

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I'm sure he'll be back later, it's just the school run time.