Fish puns

[Uncle C]

How is that every time a thread is started on Fish it is inundated with puns.

Funny first time yes, but you got to be pretty dense to think that its still funny the fourth or fifth time.

Cue sad bastards with more puns...............

 

[brighton rock]

those jokes have been making me feel eel

 

[Pavilionaire]

They have no plaice on this board etc etc

 

[Uncle C]

Even sadder when you have to add a to pretend that its really funny

 

[sigull2]

you silly cod

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH

 

[Vlad the Impala]

What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH

Very good - but not a pun, you nauti buoy.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Very good - but not a pun, you nauti buoy.

Your talking pollacks, mate!

 

[jevs]

I haddock a bream this was going to be brought up again....it's brill !

Now stop carping on about it

 

[Trufflehound]

I've heard we're going to be playing with a three man defence next season:

left back, right back, and stickleback.