First streaker at the AMEX

[Giraffe]

Please name and shame.

Virtually ran the length of the pitch, and from a distance appeared to have a reasonable arse. Couldn't see the cock though, other than the bug one who had just ran the length of the pitch.

The first steward on the scene seemed keen to have a good grapple

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Got to be proud that the first Amex streaker had a great arse.

 

[Beach Hut]

He had a very small willy although I was in WSU.

Jesus the stewards were very slow to cotton on to what was happening.

 

[Seagulls4life]

:safeway:

 

[Stat Brother]

what about the children

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Did he wax and generally look after his body?

 

[Caveman]

Ha ha didn't seem to show it on the FA site, any vids

 

[Richard Hebberd's Syrup]

Was Paul Samrah on the PA system suffering a total meltdown?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Was he brought down by Quentin the steward?

 

[severnside gull]

Was it Sid..... or maybe Ernest?

 

[Rookie]

Took ages for the stewards to realise but when the rugby tackle came it was a good un, down like a sack of shit. Hopefully a long ban follows.

 

[sydney]

was he mincing or propper sprinting like...??

 

[matthew]

Someone get a video sounds so funny

 

[portlock seagull]

It's funny how male streakers get sent to the tower and good looking woman get applauded and generally shown some courtesy whilst being led from the pitch. Stewards would have probably just a woman running around!

Still, well done chum. Another 1st at the Amex and one you can get a laugh from for many years to come!

 

[Giraffe]

He had time to run to the half way line, take his top off, then run to the penalty area drop his cacks, the wriggle on the ground pulling his trousers off, before standing up and girating. I'd say it was a good 30-45 second performance before the steward flew at him in what appeared to be a love crazed fashion.

 

[superwomen]

he needs a long ban - mind u most of the kids though it was funny - setwards took ageous to go on the pitch

 

[Phat Baz 68]

what about the children

It was funny yes ok !! ha ha !! we all had a giggle, but quite agree this was NOT the match to do it at (not that any is really) with so many extra thousands of saucepan lids around !!
Its getting a bit daft too, that this is the 3/4/th time people or someone has got on the pitch and its taken the stewards too long to notice.
It leaves the players/fans etc very vunerable especially when its a heated match like V Palarse etc.
My sense of humour is as twisted as the next persons but this guy was wrong tonight !!!!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Why was this half time entertainment not announced on the concourse TV's? Poor effort by the club

 

[Giraffe]

It was funny yes ok !! ha ha !! we all had a giggle, but quite agree this was NOT the match to do it at (not that any is really) with so many extra thousands of saucepan lids around !!
Its getting a bit daft too, that this is the 3/4/th time people or someone has got on the pitch and its taken the stewards too long to notice.
It leaves the players/fans etc very vunerable especially when its a heated match like V Palarse etc.
My sense of humour is as twisted as the next persons but this guy was wrong tonight !!!!

I think you need lighten up!! My ten year old daughter found it very funny!!

 

[albiongirl]

Well he is spending the night with Sussex police tonight! The kids round us thought it was well funny!