Firemen question

[CHAPPERS]

When a cat is up a tree yeah, and they get a call yeah, do they rush like they would if it was a fire, I mean sliding down the pole and sirens wailing and that, or do they just drive to it like they were going to get the papers?

 

[Drumstick]

No idea! Lets find out! Anyone got a cat?

 

[CHAPPERS]

NB the tree is NOT on fire.

 

[Man of Harveys]

My best mate is a fireman. They are always, always eating.

 

[Tooting Gull]

My best mate is a fireman. They are always, always eating.

Yes, must be difficult for the diet - that grazing between infernos.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Yes, must be difficult for the diet - that grazing between infernos.

They can be as fat as they like (and, annoyingly, most of them aren't) but they'll still pull like Warren Beatty, just for being firemen :jealous:

 

[Meade's Ball]

My best mate is a fireman. They are always, always eating.

They eat danger on toast, squirt ketchup on flammable workplace kitchens and oil on undercooked, wet women.


It is quite likely, i feel, for a cat to be set on fire to ensure that big, fat, long-hosed sexpots come and blow it out speedily.

 

[Bry Nylon]

When a cat is up a tree yeah, and they get a call yeah, do they rush like they would if it was a fire, I mean sliding down the pole and sirens wailing and that, or do they just drive to it like they were going to get the papers?

Only even been to a stuck cat once, although it was up a telegraph pole and not a tree. Oh, and it was a kitten. Martin went up the ladder and as he grabbed the kitten it was so terrified it pissed in his face!

Ps - yeah, always go to every call on blue lights and two tones (unless police advise not to, ie - civil unrest etc).
For incidents involving animals (mostly horses stuck in ditches or involved in road accidents etc) sirens are turned off before arrival as it tends to distress them even more.

Pps - Harveys commenting on other people always eating..

 

[CHAPPERS]

Re: Re: Firemen question

Only even been to a stuck cat once, although it was up a telegraph pole and not a tree. Oh, and it was a kitten. Martin went up the ladder and as he grabbed the kitten it was so terrified it pissed in his face!

Ps - yeah, always go to every call on blue lights and two tones (unless police advise not to, ie - civil unrest etc).
For incidents involving animals (mostly horses stuck in ditches or involved in road accidents etc) sirens are turned off before arrival as it tends to distress them even more.

Pps - Harveys commenting on other people always eating..

WICKERD!! Thanks!

 

[Shegull]

Re: Re: Firemen question

Only even been to a stuck cat once, although it was up a telegraph pole and not a tree. Oh, and it was a kitten. Martin went up the ladder and as he grabbed the kitten it was so terrified it pissed in his face!

Ps - yeah, always go to every call on blue lights and two tones (unless police advise not to, ie - civil unrest etc).
For incidents involving animals (mostly horses stuck in ditches or involved in road accidents etc) sirens are turned off before arrival as it tends to distress them even more.

Pps - Harveys commenting on other people always eating..

You a fireman then - pics (in uniform of course)

 

[The Wookiee]

Is it true that fireman are no longer allowed to slide down the pole as it has been banned due to health and safety ?

 

[Napper]

whats the pay for fireman , though for a standard firefighter its only about 20k , i would like to do this job but cant justify the drop in income

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Re: Re: Re: Firemen question

You a fireman then - pics (in uniform of course)

Hands off!!!

 

[Bry Nylon]

whats the pay for fireman , though for a standard firefighter its only about 20k , i would like to do this job but cant justify the drop in income

Firefighter
Trainee £19,918
Development (ie once allocated a station & a watch) £20,747
Competent (once deemed fully competent) £26,548

Crew Manager (aka Leading Firefighter)
Development £28,216
Competent £29,433

Watch Manager (aka, the Guv'nor)
Development £30,070
Competent A £30,905
Competent B £32,913

 

[Shegull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Firemen question

Hands off!!!

No I saw him first

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Firemen question

No I saw him first

*bites tongue*

 

[NMH]

I once was a stripper, and I was a fireman in my act. Women LOVED it!





















(paint stripper, used a blowtorch)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And speaking of fireman questions:

Q. What did the Spanish fireman call his two kids?
A. Jose and Hose B

 

[Bry Nylon]

Is it true that fireman are no longer allowed to slide down the pole as it has been banned due to health and safety ?

yes, true

 

[Shegull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Firemen question

*bites tongue*

Go on then you can have him but I still want to see a picture of what I missed.