[Albion] FFS Dunk

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Suddenly transported back to the '70's and sitting in a mobile classroom during "wet play" and listening to a cassette of Derek and Clive (aka Pete and Dud) saying very rude things about removing items from an actresses' nether regions. Can't recall the name of the actress

Jayne Mansfield..

 

[GJN1]

I was channeling Peter Cook. He did the same gender flip on one of the Derek and Clive tracks. Honest, guv

I once interviewed Peter Cook and Andrew Ridgeley out of wham on the same night at Fantasy Football. I'm n0t sure there names have been in the same sentence before.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Jayne Mansfield..

And IIRC was suffering from lobsterisamis bumakissamis
aka lobsters up the bum

I remember Derek & Clive well but don't recall the male masseuse sketch?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

And IIRC was suffering from lobsterisamis bumakissamis
aka lobsters up the bum

I remember Derek & Clive well but don't recall the male masseuse sketch?

I have corrected my masseuse error. It was masseur.

As for the lovely Jayne....

"And it was my job every evening to go round to Jayne .......... who was a sweet girl. Sweet, charming, shy, mysterious girl .......... and get these f***ing lobsters out of her arsehole."

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I think this is what Dunky said;

 

[timbha]

I have corrected my masseuse error. It was masseur.

As for the lovely Jayne....

"And it was my job every evening to go round to Jayne .......... who was a sweet girl. Sweet, charming, shy, mysterious girl .......... and get these f***ing lobsters out of her arsehole."

After all these years I still don’t get it or indeed find it funny, yet my peers used to endlessly quote it and fall about laughing.