My "father-in-law" lives in The Phillipines or Thailand, depending on how he feels. He is well into his 80's, still rides a motorbike, shags anything that moves and has a son, younger than his grand-daughter.
Last time he was over here, he suggested I go back with him as the girls out there do *everything to look after a man* for about £9 a month; his words "A lot cheaper than my daughter".
Also said if I was ever out there to make sure I visited the *smoking* bars.
Zef and my dad don't seem to get on, which is sad, they tolerate each other but have never really had a conversation or chat! I blame my Dad - he's very old school and very hard to approach as he thinks he's always right and has never changed his mind...even when he's wrong...sad situation all round...